a white horse fell into a mud puddle! lol

A guy and his friend are sitting at a bar watchin tv when a commercial
comes on showing job listings for lumberjacks, and the guy turns to his
friend and says how can those guys stay out in the woods so long without
getting laid, I dont know says his friend but I bet I could do it longer
than you! Your on? So they both left and got jobs as lumberjacks in the
middle of nowhere. A couple months go by and they are doing ok. Another
month passes and the friend comes up and says fuck this I need to get
the hell outa hear and get some pootinani. So he gave him the money for
the bet and left. But the other guy thought this is good pay and Im
doing fine Ill stay a bit longer. 3 long months pass and this guy is
shaking his balls are deep blue and his hands are no longer steady for
cutting. He says fuck it, Im outa here I cant take this any longer, I
need some pootinani. So he goes to his boss and says I gotta get outa
here I gotta get laid, how do you guys stay out here for so long? The
boss says I thought you'd never ask. follow me....he leads him to a
clearing in the middle of the woods with a barrel in it. Boss says go
stick your dick in that barrel....What says the other guy are you
serious? Yeah just do it trust me. The guy goes out and does it and a
few secs later hes gettin the best blowjob hes ever had. He comes back
and says alright thats great! Boss says you like it? Yea of course? Boss
says you gonna stay and work with us still? Hell yea if we can come back
here at least 3 times a week. Boss says good next week its your turn in
the barrel. (only good joke I know)

lol, that was a good one. you'd think more women would be lumberjacks
what with all that "towering wood"

LMAO

Oh that is just wrong!!! Good joke though.

lmao,,with a bad back,,lol