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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 38
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24729	Sun 05/10/09 09:54 AM
monophonic liturgical toaster vocalisations starting now

Eddiemma Joined Mon 01/05/09 Posts: 3043	Sun 05/10/09 09:55 AM
Happy,, I woke up with a hard on day again... Happy Woody Day!!! Yes, Happy Woody Wood Pecker day... (enter his theme)

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 05/10/09 09:57 AM
monophonic liturgical toaster vocalisations starting now Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moddy moddy kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii liiiiiiiiiiii chiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnereeeeeeeeeeeeeeesbaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyPOP!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24729	Sun 05/10/09 09:58 AM
I hope that's sugar free.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 05/10/09 10:00 AM
I hope that's sugar free. Pure aspartame baby!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24729	Sun 05/10/09 10:02 AM
It's been so long since anyone has said "aspartame baby" to me.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 05/10/09 10:05 AM
and I havent said it for at least 4 years!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 05/10/09 10:07 AM
<-------enter really bad Bon Jovi music!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24729	Sun 05/10/09 10:09 AM
as opposed to "really good"?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 05/10/09 10:10 AM
Im waaaaaaaaaaaaaanted dead or aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 05/10/09 10:10 AM
as opposed to "really good"? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I was going to marry him!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 05/10/09 10:11 AM
John Bon was so crushed when I married somebody else.......

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24729	Sun 05/10/09 10:11 AM
I walk these streets A loaded six pack in my gut It's not for keeps Just want a big haired slut

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24729	Sun 05/10/09 10:13 AM
John Bon was so crushed when I married somebody else....... Ya...I know how it goes...so was Lita Ford.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 05/10/09 10:13 AM
Now were single!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 05/10/09 10:16 AM
Dear diary...........NO ONE IS STARING AT MY TOASTER!!!! THOSE BAST*RDS!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24729	Sun 05/10/09 10:18 AM
Now were single!!! well I'll make you a deal....if not hooked up in a year..... I'm growin my hair back out. Gonna rock the Mullet. I'll throw on some spandex, grab my v-neck guitar and come up there and sweep you off your feet. We'll say our vows at Ozzfest.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24729	Sun 05/10/09 10:21 AM
Dear Diary, If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 05/10/09 10:21 AM
Now were single!!! well I'll make you a deal....if not hooked up in a year..... I'm growin my hair back out. Gonna rock the Mullet. I'll throw on some spandex, grab my v-neck guitar and come up there and sweep you off your feet. We'll say our vows at Ozzfest. OZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Im not sure if I wanna grow my hair but I have a whole bunch of wigs!!! You may like the one that makes me look like some sort of Miss America pageant contestant!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24729	Sun 05/10/09 10:22 AM
Miss America would be a downgrade