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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 38 | |
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Dear diary.......Ive decided that most women are b*tches.........about 95% of them...........unhappy miserable cows who are good for nothing..........
I like men better!!!  
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and I cant understand why these cows are such cows????
Is it because Im a grown up or am I a MANGIRL????   
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I dont know what I am.........anymore
but what I do know is that.......... I think men are better to work with.
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lmaoooooooooooooooo someone just sent me this
http://mingle2.com/user/view/1133220 Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee likes cats!!! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eats cats!!!  
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<-------meeeeeeeeeeeeeee has the exact SAME HEAD!!!
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Dear diary......it was pretty funny tonight. I was actually measuring my co workers asses in the bar. WEll......not exactly........I was saying
B(tch A's bum was <---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> this big. My bum is only this big <-----------------> My friends thought it was funny!!!
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Dear diary.........Ive decided to marry a block of cheddar cheese!!! For one thing......they are versatile,, taste great, and are never jealous of the other cheeses!!!
But then again I may have an affair with pepper jack every once in a while.......but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we wont tell cheddar!!!
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 I have a cheese log just waitin.
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lmaoooooooooooooooo someone just sent me this http://mingle2.com/user/view/1133220 Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee likes cats!!! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eats cats!!!
Bet he has a teeny tiny......cheese log! |
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lmaoooooooooooooooo someone just sent me this http://mingle2.com/user/view/1133220 Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee likes cats!!! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eats cats!!!
Bet he has a teeny tiny......cheese log!  it may only be a 2 inch log
 but some like it that THICK!
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I write the songs that make the whole world sing
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Dear Diary...Please give Barry Manilow a huge boil on his ASS!
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I wonder if movie stars ever run out of toilet paper and if so what do they do if its the maids day off!?!?!?
 
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I like raisins
I like cranberry juice craisins suck
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I wonder if movie stars ever run out of toilet paper and if so what do they do if its the maids day off!?!?!?
"Father...couldn't I just for once wash my own back side?"  "Good one Hakeem" (*clap-clap*) "WIPERS"
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Dear diary.............I love
JUICE!!!
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AND sometimes cream corn......
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But never at the same time!!!
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Dear diary........do you ever have one of those friends that calls you 8908902 times while you are at the doctors office???? I think she wants me to come over......since Im taking the day off. I just feel like taking a nap..........and drinking a lot of juice!!!
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