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| Topic: Having Sex With Your Hands | |
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Well, if sexual satisfaction is all that is desired from a wife then I guess marriage to a hand should be legal. and if not legal then at least accepted by the masses. go for a civil union. perhaps you can get visitation rights to it in the hospital when it needs a delapitory surgury. |
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Well, if sexual satisfaction is all that is desired from a wife then I guess marriage to a hand should be legal. My hand is as close to a woman as I'll ever get. ****ed up ain't it? But some of us just ain't blessed like that. So I gotta suck it up and say tough tittys and get with the next best thing my hand. |
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This is almost a self portrait, but there is not enough hair.
Would this be considered pornographic to a palmophile? 
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I used both hands once...& gave myself the clap...
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did you call the last person your hand slept with to insure they got checked?
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I asked my hand to do me one night and all I got was the finger.
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I asked my hand to do me one night and all I got was the finger. 
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Never has a headache.
Always ready at a moments notice. |
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gets up befor you do and gets ready begging for it first thing in the mornin..... hmm, yup just like my ex only not into cheating on me LOL
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Do you rosie palm take thee izzie wiener for your lawfully wedded spankmate?
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