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Well I like to call it either Laying the smackdown, Laying down the law, throwing down or kicking ass & breaking down. But, yeah could you marry your hand? I'm thinking about marrying mine if I could. I can't get any chicks so I might as well marry my hand.
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I personally do not mind if anyone has sex with their hands or not... Hell i like it, Sometimes it just feels better  and i also enjoy waching it.. 
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How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible...
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How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible... Its mathmatically possible! |
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How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible... Its mathmatically possible! Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan! |
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How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible... Its mathmatically possible! Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan! For the first few years he was having sex with your hand! |
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I like Handymen
 
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How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible... Its mathmatically possible! Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan! For the first few years he was having sex with your hand! Oh, right! Now how would you come up with that conclusion?! You sicko! |
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How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible... Its mathmatically possible! Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan! For the first few years he was having sex with your hand! Oh, right! Now how would you come up with that conclusion?! You sicko! No, actually it was your left. |
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TIP OF THE DAY :
Reverse your hand ...and it will feel like someone else is doing it for you!!!  
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Edited by
Eddiemma
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Thu 05/07/09 06:07 PM
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A regular handy man... a jack of one trait..
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How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible... Its mathmatically possible! Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan! For the first few years he was having sex with your hand! Oh, right! Now how would you come up with that conclusion?! You sicko! No, actually it was your left. Are you setting up cameras around here? 
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I've been having sex with my hand for 21 years. Now this question ain't too serious but I want to know is it legal to marry your hand? Dennis Rodman married himself. (So I heard a long time ago. Don't know how true it is). 
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How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible... Its mathmatically possible! Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan! For the first few years he was having sex with your hand! Aww ****. No thank you. |
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my right hand got pissed cause i cheated with my left
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How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible... Its mathmatically possible! Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan! For the first few years he was having sex with your hand! Oh, right! Now how would you come up with that conclusion?! You sicko! No, actually it was your left. Are you setting up cameras around here?
Just one strategically placed pin hole camera in your japs eye is all thats needed. |
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Naw really. I think actually I'm considering marrying my hand. I know it sounds crazy but I can't get any woman. In Wilmington, Delaware is it legal to marry your hand.
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my right hand got pissed cause i cheated with my left |
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Naw really. I think actually I'm considering marrying my hand. I know it sounds crazy but I can't get any woman. In Wilmington, Delaware is it legal to marry your hand. It would be... if your hand could say..."I DO".. practice up on your ventriloquism...maybe you could fool them! |
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Well, if sexual satisfaction is all that is desired from a wife then I guess marriage to a hand should be legal.
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