Community > Coffee Houses, Bars & Chit Chat

Topic: Did ya' ever walk in...
nelnel6280 Joined Sun 05/03/09 Posts: 1397	Thu 05/07/09 10:02 AM
never walked in on them having sex.....but...heres a too much info warning...once my mom walked in on me masturbating and once i had sex in their room.....so, kind of yes

nelnel6280 Joined Sun 05/03/09 Posts: 1397	Thu 05/07/09 10:07 AM
Never walked in on my parents but..... I heard them sometimes Oh but one time when my parents were sleeping me and the boyfriend at the time had sex on the couch under the blankets... I felt so naughty... Oh the things I did when I was younger

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Thu 05/07/09 01:39 PM
My mom walked in on me masturbating once. She just looked in, saw me a calmly closed the door as if she saw nothing. It was the coolest thing I ever saw her do.

Frenchfry_03 Joined Fri 01/02/09 Posts: 3918	Thu 05/07/09 01:41 PM
That would actually entail my parents to be in the same bedroom together.........so NOPE!!!

BillySuvol Joined Sun 03/22/09 Posts: 4715	Thu 05/07/09 01:42 PM
My mom walked in on me masturbating once. She just looked in, saw me a calmly closed the door as if she saw nothing. It was the coolest thing I ever saw her do. ya know...as weird as that was...i can kind of see how you thought it was "cool", only because I in some strange way feel like I know what kind of guy you are

Dragoness Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 23320	Thu 05/07/09 01:48 PM
...on yr parents having sex when you were younger? yes, uggggggggg!!!!

dlawson12 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 188	Thu 05/07/09 01:50 PM
Ahhh...one of the luxuries of a TBI, I can't remember. In that respect, yr lucky. I've been traumatized for life. The image is burned in my brain forever. Yeah... I had it fairly well blocked out till I saw this thread...

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Thu 05/07/09 01:59 PM
Yes... I not only walked in on my parents a few times while they were having sex, I actually have it on video using a hidden cam. It'll be up on youtube soon. But I'm not here to talk about my parents, I'm here on official bizness filing a missing persons report... So there I was early this morning, battling with my online virtual sweetheart, having a private personal family feud as married Jedi/Pirate couples do sometimes... then ya'll show up and get involved, someone slips me a mickey... I pass out, come to a few hours later and my wench is banned from mingle², totally disppeared, gone without a forwarding address... I demand an explanation!

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Thu 05/07/09 03:05 PM
Sir Scorpicus, Are you ignoring me? I will not be ignored...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/07/09 03:09 PM
Nope. But I walked in on scorpios parents having sex and I am scarred too.

sexymami7979 Joined Fri 11/16/07 Posts: 337	Thu 05/07/09 03:12 PM
Yes, and i cannot get that image out of my mind... *flashbacks**

Kuuleinani Joined Sat 04/11/09 Posts: 173	Thu 05/07/09 03:12 PM
Thanks the heavens no, I get sick every time my mom even trys to go there in our conversations.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Thu 05/07/09 03:13 PM
...on yr parents having sex when you were younger? Nope, never, its was quite the opposite.

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Thu 05/07/09 05:26 PM


MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Fri 05/08/09 12:22 AM
My my Miss American Pie, put my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry, and the good ol' boys are drinkin' whiskey and... *WE INTERRUPT THIS SONG TO BRING YOU* BANANA!

KimmiM Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 1694	Fri 05/08/09 04:59 AM Edited by KimmiM on Fri 05/08/09 04:59 AM
My my Miss American Pie, put my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry, and the good ol' boys are drinkin' whiskey and... Awwww... come on! If you are going to quote lyrics.. get them right! Damn man! "So Bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee But the levee was dry "

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Fri 05/08/09 06:04 AM
Yes...UGH! He was trying to get his pants back on while lying on the bed with his legs in the air...YUCK! I saw all his junk from that vantage point...Mom said she was just sewing up a rip in his pants...yea, right!

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Fri 05/08/09 06:07 AM
my parents didnt have sex well, i guess they did after the divorce. Just with different people

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Fri 05/08/09 06:19 AM
My my Miss American Pie, put my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry, and the good ol' boys are drinkin' whiskey and... Awwww... come on! If you are going to quote lyrics.. get them right! Damn man! "So Bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee But the levee was dry " Hahahaha! Thank you for that. You're the first person to correct me, youknow! ...and I've been posting the heck out of this pic on a bunch of threads...! But you know, the emphasis was more on the banana than the song. Never the less, thank you!

KimmiM Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 1694	Fri 05/08/09 06:42 AM
My my Miss American Pie, put my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry, and the good ol' boys are drinkin' whiskey and... Awwww... come on! If you are going to quote lyrics.. get them right! Damn man! "So Bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee But the levee was dry " Hahahaha! Thank you for that. You're the first person to correct me, youknow! ...and I've been posting the heck out of this pic on a bunch of threads...! But you know, the emphasis was more on the banana than the song. Never the less, thank you! Yeah, sorry. I'm bad about being a "Lyric Natzi". And yes, I "got" the picture, too.