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May your entire herd of camels be cursed with the infestation of a thousand fleas.
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Edited by
Snugglesbyfire
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Wed 05/06/09 02:10 PM
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May your entire herd of camels be cursed with the infestation of a thousand fleas. Only a thousand fleas? |
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My your goats produce rotten milk for the next 77 years and 3 months.
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....so let's do lunch. My secretary will pencil ya' in. 
 Dancere is your secretary?
Dayyyuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... I do a lil paperwork ... 
And the rumours run rife ... 
H!ll no ... I ain't NO foggin' Secretary ...
 ... I'm a founding partner CEO and Par~tay Chairman ...  ...
1000 lashes w/ the wet noodle ... And, walk the plank ... Arrrgggghhhh ... 
Turns out ... you're lunch ... !!! ... 
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May your entire clan be lost in a sand storm for 40 days and 40 nights.
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My your goats produce rotten milk for the next 77 years and 3 months. As fer you, Mahanistan NoMahan's Land ... good to see ya ...
Though you do seem a tad clenched ...
I'm swoopin' you to the Catcave for a lil light fantastic decompression, love ... 
Glad we only keep sheep ...
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My friend, as Allah is my witness, I hate to do this to you. But my most respected grandmother is not satisfied with the previous curses.
So I hereby take back the flea infestation of your camels, also the rotten milk of your goat and your clan being lost in a snad storm. My friend, again I am so very sorry to have to do this to you. But I have no choice. You brought this on to yourself. Believe me that I do not wish this curse on my worst enemy, but the eldest of my clan has spoken. MAY YOUR FIRST BORN BE A ..... GIRL. |
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My friend, as Allah is my witness, I hate to do this to you. But my most respected grandmother is not satisfied with the previous curses. So I hereby take back the flea infestation of your camels, also the rotten milk of your goat and your clan being lost in a snad storm. My friend, again I am so very sorry to have to do this to you. But I have no choice. You brought this on to yourself. Believe me that I do not wish this curse on my worst enemy, but the eldest of my clan has spoken. MAY YOUR FIRST BORN BE A ..... GIRL.oH NO...NOT that!!! 
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Yes, That... I am so very sorry...
...wait. Are you mocking me? You are still no longer my friend, my friend. (Sir Scorpicus, observe and you might learn a lesson in manners, my friend.) Most honrable Dancere, Would you like to accompony me to my nephew's circumcision shindig? We will be honoured to have you join us. |
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Scorpio I'll go to lunch with you on the second tuesday of the fifth week of the thirteenth month that day good for you?
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Yes, That... I am so very sorry... ...wait. Are you mocking me? You are still no longer my friend, my friend. (Sir Scorpicus, observe and you might learn a lesson in manners, my friend.) Most honrable Dancere, Would you like to accompony me to my nephew's circumcision shindig? We will be honoured to have you join us.  ...
Why it sounds like just my kinda par~tay ... Master Mahanistan ... I've got the perfect matching hat and gloves ...
Can I help ... my skills could prove to be of immense value ... Can I sit next to your esteemed G'ma??? I'm thinkin' the Catcave session did ya GOOD ... 
Woot~Woot ... Phew ... Par~tay ... Par~tay ...
I just penciled it in w/ my quill pen ... |
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My Grandmother is crying tears of joy and she wishes you the biggest wedding to the man of your dreams and a dowry worthy of the Queen of Jordan.
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Seriously??? ...
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That's almost reason enough to make this devout marriage atheist convert to the ring side ~o~ life ... But, I just can't do such a hideous thing to the man of my dreams ... for love or money ... But your wonderful G'ma's heartfelt expression of good well wishes is happily received and channeled into an even higher meaning ... Blessings on her beautiful heart and soul, and likewise unto her entire family tree ...  
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Very well, do as you wish. You may even bring Sir Scorpicus with you. I will have a talk with my grandmummy. Come, eat lamb kabobs, fish fellafels and bakhlava with Turkish coffee.
Then we will drink wine and watch belly dancng. |
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