awesome just skip right over me

thank you your first lap dance is on the house be seeing you

And Dubz, my very first visit to a gay bar would be saved for YOUR bar!

I was saving the best for last

Boutique guitar amplifiers. High gain, valve powered, single, dual, and triple rectifiers. All top shelf quality components. Highly organic and analog warmth.

And bone jarring, ear splitting, chrome peeling, and concrete melting LOUD!!!!!

I would open up my own martial arts gym.

ahhh, this is EZ...

move to Carolina, open an umbrella rental stand on the beach... and enjoy for the rest of my life with the surf and sand...

I had my own dog grooming business in Orlando...was even fortunate enough to garner the Walt Disney World & Universal Studios accounts...but health reason made me get out of the biz...

If I had a wad of cash...I'd open up a grooming school/boarding/no kill shelter. I'd like to possibly work with the court system & teach troubled kids how to train/groom/care for the animals...I think it would boost their self esteem & help them to realize that caring for others/animals would also help them to care for themselves...it's a win-win situation!

My dream business would be to open an art gallery.

That's not very practical though....I'd likely be out of business in short order, especially in this economy.

Probably better to flip some houses, I love decorating... Wait a sec, the housing market is how our economy got into this mess!

Is my head on straight?

I've studied guitar and bass amplifiers over the years. I've owned just about all of them. From a vox ac30 to all heavy marshalls. From fender tweeds and silverfaces to polytones and mesa boogies. From my prized roland jazz chorus 130 to kittyhawks to bedrocks. To randalls to cretes. To peaveys to soldanos. I've built a couple of amps, but there's certain amps with certain flavors that players seek. So in the last 10 years the boutique amp market has popped up to cater to the needs. And there are a lot of great builders out there. To do it correctly I would have to have 100% quality control. And capitol. And patience. Lots of time and patience. In the market the markup is horrible. I'd have to rely on my name and quality to remain competitive and profitable. It would be fun.

bed and breakfast in Ireland or northern England

im tryin to get a permanent room there Robert


where the drunks stay drunker

A massage parlor and vibrator repair facility.

This is easy! I would open a little cafe in a small town. I love to cook!

this is just for you .... a lolipop factory?..... really If I had the capital? an "Olive Garden" in the near by town there are not any good places to eat. Locate it across from the hospital. OR... by the mobile home park I live in and do some minor upgrades, lower the rent to seniors.. currently takes in 16,000 a month

new and used book store.

but really my best friend and i have always had an idea of opening up a bookstore/wine bar.