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Topic: rules to boozing
galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Sat 05/02/09 07:58 PM
Never inject Kentucky whiskey directly into your eyeball. Has that been a problem??? Its the one rule i have always adhered to! What about Irish Whiskey?

trsmith22 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 5959	Sat 05/02/09 07:58 PM
Remember the bathroom for Women has a Wo and not just Men

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Sat 05/02/09 08:00 PM
If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 05/02/09 08:03 PM
Never inject Kentucky whiskey directly into your eyeball. Has that been a problem??? Its the one rule i have always adhered to! What about Irish Whiskey? Thats ok. I have that drip-fed into my blood stream through one of my hemorroids.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Sat 05/02/09 08:03 PM
When in Australia, don't flip your glass over and put it on the counter lip down, as that's Aussie bar-code meaning that you're itchin' for a fight. And you WILL get into a bar-fight in a bar in Australia, too.

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Sat 05/02/09 08:03 PM
If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge Great rule for the cheap people...

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Sat 05/02/09 08:07 PM
If you have ever told a bartender, “Hey, it all spends the same,” then you are a cheap ass

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Sat 05/02/09 08:08 PM
turn the cell off. forget about it completely and save yourself the embarrassment.

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Sat 05/02/09 08:08 PM
No, I have a bartender that the whole night costs me $6.00 and if you don't tip him $60 you're a cheap azz... I thought I was getting deals for a while...

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Sat 05/02/09 08:09 PM
If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge id say 4. i did not drop 20 bucks on a case of dortmunder to have you show up with your swill and drink my beer. douche.

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Sat 05/02/09 08:10 PM
Always bring someone to hold your hair back while you puke Just and ONLY for that reason

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Sat 05/02/09 08:10 PM
If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge id say 4. i did not drop 20 bucks on a case of dortmunder to have you show up with your swill and drink my beer. douche.

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Sat 05/02/09 08:11 PM
If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge id say 4. i did not drop 20 bucks on a case of dortmunder to have you show up with your swill and drink my beer. douche. wanna beer? lol.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Sat 05/02/09 08:12 PM
Always bring someone to hold your hair back while you puke Just and ONLY for that reason I'd like to say "that's a good reason to keep your hair short" but I can't claim to be that sophisticated (OOPS! Thread jumping!)

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Sat 05/02/09 08:12 PM
Always bring someone to hold your hair back while you puke Just and ONLY for that reason That's how I met the first guy I dated after my divorce... I was a rookie drinker back then..

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Sat 05/02/09 08:13 PM
If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Sat 05/02/09 08:14 PM
Always bring someone to hold your hair back while you puke Just and ONLY for that reason I'd like to say "that's a good reason to keep your hair short" but I can't claim to be that sophisticated (OOPS! Thread jumping!) Been lucky to have it short The times that that happened to me

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Sat 05/02/09 08:15 PM
Always bring someone to hold your hair back while you puke Just and ONLY for that reason That's how I met the first guy I dated after my divorce... I was a rookie drinker back then.. Really?

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Sat 05/02/09 08:15 PM
no matter how sober you think you are, sitting down in the drivers seat of a car makes you 3 times as drunk as you were when you left the bar. and dont black out and drive through a drive through. you will lose money and get food all over your car.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Sat 05/02/09 08:15 PM
Always bring someone to hold your hair back while you puke Just and ONLY for that reason I'd like to say "that's a good reason to keep your hair short" but I can't claim to be that sophisticated (OOPS! Thread jumping!) Been lucky to have it short The times that that happened to me Clearly, I don't go out enough...