i'm still rofl at the "i shaved my legs for this?" post

i think tat's can be a very personal art to some, i do like them!

do you have your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel?

Yeah... I'm diggin' the east coast, but for now L.A. woman's gonna have to do...


Do you have what it takes to break on through to the other side?

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

-Carl Spackler


Do you have a diary?

A diary?

Do I look like a madman to you?

(Don't answer that)


Do you have any patience?

whadda i look like a doctor??!

do you have any guns to go with those roses??

((slowhand, thanks for that quote, had me rollin'!))

no guns, roses:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lk1awSIang

and lots of patience...ya gotta have patience!

do you have a beautiful singing voice?

only in the shower

do you have at least $100 in your pocket?

if only.... only the shower knows for sure!

do you have a favorite (singer) voice?

dagnabit EZ!!

heck, i don't even have pockets!!

do you have something you want to spend $100 on?

a new subwoofer for my trunk

do you have at least 100 books in your house?

yes, my house was build around my books

do you have a favorite author?

so many to choose from...Hunter Thompson?

do you have more than one computer?

Yes.

Do you have the right lids to all your plastic (for leftovers) containers?

No.....darnit....how does that happen!!!

Do you have refrigerator magnets?

Yes, a few...

Do you have a secret?

i did, but not any more.

do you have any candy bars in the freezer?

Nope...no candy in the house at all.

Do you prefer white or red wine?

no wine for me, makes me too sleepy!! now, back in the day my friends and i would drink boone's farm...OMG...remember that stuff?!

do you have the ability to hang with the big dogs or are you a lightweight?

In drinking? Total lightweight! I get really silly then really sleepy...haven't ever had an actual pukey-face hangover!

What is your favorite adult beverage if no wine?

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

Do you have a frosted glass?