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Answer me now........or forever hold your pee!!!
 
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It seems the majority of the men on the dating sites don't fill out their profile info and then say "ask me anything and I will tell you" Man that bugs me. Most women I know have a common complaint that their men don't share or talk about their feelings, hopes, dreams and goals. If you are starting out by saying "Ask Me" it's a pretty tell tale sign that later on in the relationship the women will have to ASK to get the guy to talk and share. I am searching out someone who doesn't need to be asked - someone who wants to share ... someone who communicates without a prodding. Why do you guys do this??? arrrggghhh. I don't do that :P Sometimes it's hard to get me to shut up
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What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......   
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What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......
because they can.......  or dont have an onboard GPS....
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What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......
Because they are paranoid that somebody will come in and keep turning to look? |
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Again I think EVERYONE - and yes EVERYONE misunderstood miss paisley lady --- she isnt asking us guys to "say everything" she doesnt want to know if we like feet or if we are into the smurfs because we watched it when we were kids and it brought us closer to our mothers....she is just saying that their are SOME PROFILES OUT THERE...SOME...NOT ALL...SOME...and she is RIGHT...there are some that say things like.."I like soccer, football, movies and french food. I enjoy ladies who are into the same things. If you want to know more ask." That is what she meant! Um Billy did she tell you this or perhaps I missed it b/c I truly didn't read all the previous pages... I took it as I've seen profiles says exactly as "ASK ME" or "I'm an open book ask me what you want to now"... that is seriously all some say... no she didnt...i just like throwing a little excitement into threads...lol...sorrrrrrrrry....what!? i'm a nice guy! i swear |
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What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......
because they can....... or dont have an onboard GPS....
because those things have no sense of direction, except for one thing....
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What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......
because they can....... or dont have an onboard GPS....
because those things have no sense of direction, except for one thing....
because they like looking at your butt, whilst cleaning up their mess? Just rub their noses in it... 
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What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......
dunno about all guys... but i'll answer that..i will cuz when we go....we dont remember from the last time that when it starts it "shoots" a lot stronger than we expect. cuz sometimes it doesnt. we dont have a gauge or anything. not like we know how much is gonna come out. why ya think urinals r shaped like they are? heheh |
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What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......
Because they are paranoid that somebody will come in and keep turning to look? 
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What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......
because they can....... or dont have an onboard GPS....
because those things have no sense of direction, except for one thing....
because they like looking at your butt, whilst cleaning up their mess? Just rub their noses in it...
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What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......
dunno about all guys... but i'll answer that..i will cuz when we go....we dont remember from the last time that when it starts it "shoots" a lot stronger than we expect. cuz sometimes it doesnt. we dont have a gauge or anything. not like we know how much is gonna come out. why ya think urinals r shaped like they are? heheh 
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What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......
dunno about all guys... but i'll answer that..i will cuz when we go....we dont remember from the last time that when it starts it "shoots" a lot stronger than we expect. cuz sometimes it doesnt. we dont have a gauge or anything. not like we know how much is gonna come out. why ya think urinals r shaped like they are? heheh Can't you get a tyre pressure guage attachment or something? I emean.... geeezuz..... you have missiles that can hone in on a pencil in a snowstorm, but you can't come up with working out how to pee in a 16inch circle???? 
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Again I think EVERYONE - and yes EVERYONE misunderstood miss paisley lady --- she isnt asking us guys to "say everything" she doesnt want to know if we like feet or if we are into the smurfs because we watched it when we were kids and it brought us closer to our mothers....she is just saying that their are SOME PROFILES OUT THERE...SOME...NOT ALL...SOME...and she is RIGHT...there are some that say things like.."I like soccer, football, movies and french food. I enjoy ladies who are into the same things. If you want to know more ask." That is what she meant! Um Billy did she tell you this or perhaps I missed it b/c I truly didn't read all the previous pages... I took it as I've seen profiles says exactly as "ASK ME" or "I'm an open book ask me what you want to now"... that is seriously all some say... no she didnt...i just like throwing a little excitement into threads...lol...sorrrrrrrrry....what!? i'm a nice guy! i swear you are not gonna start a "nice guy" thread are you???
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 What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......
dunno about all guys... but i'll answer that..i will cuz when we go....we dont remember from the last time that when it starts it "shoots" a lot stronger than we expect. cuz sometimes it doesnt. we dont have a gauge or anything. not like we know how much is gonna come out. why ya think urinals r shaped like they are? heheh Can't you get a tyre pressure guage attachment or something? I emean.... geeezuz..... you have missiles that can hone in on a pencil in a snowstorm, but you can't come up with working out how to pee in a 16inch circle????
oh my goooooooooooooooosh LOL i put the seat down i dont pee on the floor NOW they get upset if i pee on the WALL LOL |
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Edited by
BillySuvol
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Sun 05/03/09 10:46 PM
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Again I think EVERYONE - and yes EVERYONE misunderstood miss paisley lady --- she isnt asking us guys to "say everything" she doesnt want to know if we like feet or if we are into the smurfs because we watched it when we were kids and it brought us closer to our mothers....she is just saying that their are SOME PROFILES OUT THERE...SOME...NOT ALL...SOME...and she is RIGHT...there are some that say things like.."I like soccer, football, movies and french food. I enjoy ladies who are into the same things. If you want to know more ask." That is what she meant! Um Billy did she tell you this or perhaps I missed it b/c I truly didn't read all the previous pages... I took it as I've seen profiles says exactly as "ASK ME" or "I'm an open book ask me what you want to now"... that is seriously all some say... no she didnt...i just like throwing a little excitement into threads...lol...sorrrrrrrrry....what!? i'm a nice guy! i swear you are not gonna start a "nice guy" thread are you???
nice guy thread?! ya right nobody would believe me! LOL |
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Again I think EVERYONE - and yes EVERYONE misunderstood miss paisley lady --- she isnt asking us guys to "say everything" she doesnt want to know if we like feet or if we are into the smurfs because we watched it when we were kids and it brought us closer to our mothers....she is just saying that their are SOME PROFILES OUT THERE...SOME...NOT ALL...SOME...and she is RIGHT...there are some that say things like.."I like soccer, football, movies and french food. I enjoy ladies who are into the same things. If you want to know more ask." That is what she meant! Um Billy did she tell you this or perhaps I missed it b/c I truly didn't read all the previous pages... I took it as I've seen profiles says exactly as "ASK ME" or "I'm an open book ask me what you want to now"... that is seriously all some say... no she didnt...i just like throwing a little excitement into threads...lol...sorrrrrrrrry....what!? i'm a nice guy! i swear you are not gonna start a "nice guy" thread are you???
nice guy thread?! ya right nobody would believe me! LOL Oh they would, I'd put money on it. You are I can tell BUT let's not make one ok...
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I gotta pee!!!
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What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......
because they can....... or dont have an onboard GPS....
because those things have no sense of direction, except for one thing....
because they like looking at your butt, whilst cleaning up their mess? Just rub their noses in it...
I'm thinking the three strike rule....then catheterise!!!!
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oh my you ladies are goin' to town..
Hey Gyps did you get a flight yet? |
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