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People should not schedule acts so that an interpretive dance troupe that breaks a mirror as part of their act goes before all the other dance troupes that just happen to dance in bare feet.
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Ouch....
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It's never a good idea to pee on an electric fence.
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Brilliant!
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or run past a pack of hungry dogs wearing T-bone underwear...
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Always turn the car engine off before changing a belt.
It's like a machine or somethin'.... |
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It's said that man who go through airport turnstyle sideways is possibly going to Bangkok.
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A man should never be without a pair of shoes on his feet when he is being hunted by a group of psychopathic heavily armed terrorists.
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It's said that man who go through airport turnstyle sideways is possibly going to Bangkok. |
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It's never a good idea to pee on an electric fence. |
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If you drink...never have toothpaste and Preparation H on the same shelf in your medicine cabinet
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dutch ovens
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dutch ovens |
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dutch ovens an the perfunctory flapping too? |
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so apropos... |
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Never pet a burning dog
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Wouldn't recommending peeing in the front end of a running fan.
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When I was in marching band in high school we got to do extra work for a movie (can't remember the title, our scene didn't make it in anyway). It was a parade scene and would have been fine... except they stuck us behind the horses. |
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That would be a bummer....especially if one played the cello |
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