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Topic: Welcome to my talk show............
scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 12:12 PM
.........new Gov. of Illinois!!!!!!! (band breaks into Helter Skelter again as audience laughs..)

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Sat 04/25/09 12:25 PM
.........new Gov. of Illinois!!!!!!! (band breaks into Helter Skelter again as audience laughs..)

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 04/25/09 12:32 PM
cuts to the Sham-WOW commercial

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Sat 04/25/09 12:37 PM
I gotta buy one of those...They are freakin AWESOME! Did you know they clean clear down to the wood beneath?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 03:06 PM
O.K. Let's here it for my first guest! The Butcher Of Brentwood himself.....Mr. O.J. Simpson!!!!!! (loud applause)........

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 03:12 PM
( O.J. walks in....waves at the audience....aknowledges the band as they play Helter Skelter,.....sits down....) .....O,k.....I left it to the viewing public to ask you questions , O.J.... Ya' ready? O.k. first question?????

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 03:16 PM
O.K. folks....this is where ya' come in! Don't be shy!!!!!!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 03:21 PM
Jeez....C'mon' folks! I can't do this all by myself here.....

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 03:29 PM
...O.K. O.J. is gettin' real self-conscious and I'm a little scared and embarrassed. I NEED participation here.....

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 03:34 PM
........anybody?......Anybody at all?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 04:04 PM
....ya'll touched that dial, huh?..... Damn....

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Sat 04/25/09 04:12 PM
actually, we all came in for the free sham-wow that was advertised

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 04:16 PM
actually, we all came in for the free sham-wow that was advertised What?....don't ya' wanna' ask O.J. all those questions ya' wanna' ask? Ya' know....the glove....where's the knife.....the mysterious flight to Chicago..........allegations on Cocaine abuse.....

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 04:17 PM
rumors of him and Kato as gay lovers???!!!!!!

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Sat 04/25/09 04:22 PM
well, do you blame him...kato was sorta sexy in a metrosexual sorta way

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 04:23 PM
(.....Squeaky walks up to O.J. and starts makin' out with him. The band plays Helter Skelter.....)

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 04:26 PM
(...O.J. grabs Squeakys ass.....The Zodiac killer is gettin' drunk in the Green Room........)

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 05:10 PM
well, do you blame him...kato was sorta sexy in a metrosexual sorta way Kato is the Anti-Poon!!!!!

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 04/25/09 05:19 PM
The_Pete_Man jumps up and raises his hand............ ...and yells out, "ARE YOU A KILLER, OR JUST A MURDERER?!?!????????"

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 05:20 PM
......oh forget it! This show's been cancelled!!!! Lol

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