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........I'm yr host....Charles Manson!!!
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........I'm yr host....Charles Manson!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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....we've got O.J. on tonite! (applause).....and The Zodiac Killer!
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.....and Timothy Leary is gonna' show us how to make Acid! (much applause....) Stay tuned! (Helter Skelter plays again......)
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O.K.....we're back! (Charles sits at his desk....taps his coffee mug with his pencil....) Hey Squeaky.....whaddaya' think of tonite's crowd?
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(camera zooms in on Squeaky's face...).....Kill The Pigs!!!!
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(Charles....).....Yea....indeed, Kill the Pigs!!!
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....ready for tonite's Top Ten List????
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Give us the top 10 Charlie!
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Give us the top 10 Charlie! ![]() |
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*sits in the audience thinking "Gee! Where can I get one of those neato forehead cross carvings*
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O.K. Todays Top Ten. Top Ten possible job's that I, Charles Manson, could possibly hold if released from prison. Are ya' ready?
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Flop house janitor?
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Flop house janitor? ![]() |
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Flop house janitor? ![]() I'll punch Squeaky right in her swachstika (have no idea how to spell it but U get the idea!) |
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....O.K. number 8. Police informant....(audience laughs).....number 7. .........
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....new member of The Beatles.....Number 7. Abortion technition (audience laughs).......
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Number 5. The new Messiah.....Number 4. Really creepy fry cook....(audience laughs).......
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Number 3. Poster child for birth control.... Number 2........
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.....really creepy Defense Lawyer...(audience laughs)..... And Number 1!!!!???????
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