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Topic: Welcome to my talk show............
scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 10:58 AM
........I'm yr host....Charles Manson!!! Please....don't touch that dial. Gotta' great show lined up for ya'!!! (band plays Helter Skelter)

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sat 04/25/09 11:00 AM
........I'm yr host....Charles Manson!!! Please....don't touch that dial. Gotta' great show lined up for ya'!!! (band plays Helter Skelter) When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide,then I stop and I turn and I go for a ride, then I get to the bottom and I do it again

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 11:01 AM
....we've got O.J. on tonite! (applause).....and The Zodiac Killer!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 11:09 AM
.....and Timothy Leary is gonna' show us how to make Acid! (much applause....) Stay tuned! (Helter Skelter plays again......)

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 11:14 AM
O.K.....we're back! (Charles sits at his desk....taps his coffee mug with his pencil....) Hey Squeaky.....whaddaya' think of tonite's crowd?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 11:18 AM
(camera zooms in on Squeaky's face...).....Kill The Pigs!!!!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 11:21 AM
(Charles....).....Yea....indeed, Kill the Pigs!!!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 11:23 AM
....ready for tonite's Top Ten List????

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Sat 04/25/09 11:38 AM
Give us the top 10 Charlie!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 11:40 AM
Give us the top 10 Charlie! O.K. ya'll ready.......??????

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 04/25/09 11:41 AM
sits in the audience thinking "Gee! Where can I get one of those neato forehead cross carvings

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 11:47 AM
O.K. Todays Top Ten. Top Ten possible job's that I, Charles Manson, could possibly hold if released from prison. Are ya' ready?

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Sat 04/25/09 11:47 AM
Flop house janitor?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 11:53 AM
Flop house janitor? ( Squeaky shoots Haley a very dirty look).....Shut Up Pig!!! (Charlie:) Whoa! Down Squeaky! (audience laughs) O.K. Top Ten Possible jobs for me if I'm paroled....10. My own reality show... (audience laughs)....9. Motivational speaker....( more laughter) 8. Really creepy dish-washer....(Camera zooms in on Squeakky cleaning her fingernails with a butcher knife....)

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Sat 04/25/09 11:55 AM
Flop house janitor? ( Squeaky shoots Haley a very dirty look).....Shut Up Pig!!! (Charlie:) Whoa! Down Squeaky! (audience laughs) O.K. Top Ten Possible jobs for me if I'm paroled....10. My own reality show... (audience laughs)....9. Motivational speaker....( more laughter) 8. Really creepy dish-washer....(Camera zooms in on Squeakky cleaning her fingernails with a butcher knife....) I'll punch Squeaky right in her swachstika (have no idea how to spell it but U get the idea!)

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 11:56 AM
....O.K. number 8. Police informant....(audience laughs).....number 7. .........

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 11:59 AM
....new member of The Beatles.....Number 7. Abortion technition (audience laughs).......

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 12:02 PM
Number 5. The new Messiah.....Number 4. Really creepy fry cook....(audience laughs).......

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 12:06 PM
Number 3. Poster child for birth control.... Number 2........

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 12:07 PM
.....really creepy Defense Lawyer...(audience laughs)..... And Number 1!!!!???????