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There is ONE thing I could never eat. My girl was from South Louisiana, the most beautiful women in the world...who'll chop your head off in a heartbeat anyway. I walked in my house once and said "What in the HELL is that smell??? You boiling dirty socks in here??". OK, that was a dire mistake...but thats not my point. It was TRIPE!!! Like the lining from a cows guts or something. And yes, it DOES look as bad as it sounds. Not very palatable to me and I NEVER ate it! I couldn't get close enough to determine the texture cause it was nasty and also cause she had knives nearby. But I'm relatively sure I'd eat the snot outta my own nose (not yours) before I'd eat that. Oh man...I'm not hungry anymore. Sorry. Yeah, that's gotta be a nasty one; also chitterlings/chitlins (pig guts). You know people only ate that because in the days of slavery, the 'master' would only throw the slaves the leftover crap they wouldn't eat, so they had to make due with that. We're way beyond that now, so why would people still eat that. I'd add brussel sprouts to the list for that same smelly reason. They smell like somebody farted into a pot of boiling water. |
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There is ONE thing I could never eat. My girl was from South Louisiana, the most beautiful women in the world...who'll chop your head off in a heartbeat anyway. I walked in my house once and said "What in the HELL is that smell??? You boiling dirty socks in here??". OK, that was a dire mistake...but thats not my point. It was TRIPE!!! Like the lining from a cows guts or something. And yes, it DOES look as bad as it sounds. Not very palatable to me and I NEVER ate it! I couldn't get close enough to determine the texture cause it was nasty and also cause she had knives nearby. But I'm relatively sure I'd eat the snot outta my own nose (not yours) before I'd eat that. Oh man...I'm not hungry anymore. Sorry. Yeah, that's gotta be a nasty one; also chitterlings/chitlins (pig guts). You know people only ate that because in the days of slavery, the 'master' would only throw the slaves the leftover crap they wouldn't eat, so they had to make due with that. We're way beyond that now, so why would people still eat that. I'd add brussel sprouts to the list for that same smelly reason. They smell like somebody farted into a pot of boiling water. That is how I feel about cabbage! YUK! |
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I can't believe so many people agree with me on: nanners, liver, peas, okra & lima beans... I'll also add tapioca pudding (what ARE those lil beady-beady things anyway & who thought you could EAT them?)...now if I can get someone to agree that...ugh...mayo is the condiment of SATAN...my work here will be done! I love tapioca pudding...YUM! |
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Live kittens...
They're chewy on the outside and crunchy on the inside which is just the opposite of they way it should be. |
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Live kittens... They're chewy on the outside and crunchy on the inside which is just the opposite of they way it should be. |
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I can't believe so many people agree with me on: nanners, liver, peas, okra & lima beans... I'll also add tapioca pudding (what ARE those lil beady-beady things anyway & who thought you could EAT them?)...now if I can get someone to agree that...ugh...mayo is the condiment of SATAN...my work here will be done! I love tapioca pudding...YUM! You just won over like 99.5% of all men here. That IS code, right? |
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I can't believe so many people agree with me on: nanners, liver, peas, okra & lima beans... I'll also add tapioca pudding (what ARE those lil beady-beady things anyway & who thought you could EAT them?)...now if I can get someone to agree that...ugh...mayo is the condiment of SATAN...my work here will be done! I love tapioca pudding...YUM! You just won over like 99.5% of all men here. That IS code, right? |
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I don't like refried beans...the texture is just disgusting.
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I can't believe so many people agree with me on: nanners, liver, peas, okra & lima beans... I'll also add tapioca pudding (what ARE those lil beady-beady things anyway & who thought you could EAT them?)...now if I can get someone to agree that...ugh...mayo is the condiment of SATAN...my work here will be done! 7 years old..on "vacation"...me, the youngest of 5 kids cooped up in a Rambler station wagon...flat tire, no spare...middle of the New Mexico desert...120 degrees in the car. My sisters forced like a half a jar of near bubbling hot mayonaisse down my throat. I agree, condiment of Satan. And I don't mean that in a good way. But liver...mmmmmmm. Calf, cow, chicken doesn't matter. mmmmm mmmmm Oh lawdy! That story just gave me the shakes! But I must admit that mayo DOES make an excellent torture device! |
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There is ONE thing I could never eat. My girl was from South Louisiana, the most beautiful women in the world...who'll chop your head off in a heartbeat anyway. I walked in my house once and said "What in the HELL is that smell??? You boiling dirty socks in here??". OK, that was a dire mistake...but thats not my point. It was TRIPE!!! Like the lining from a cows guts or something. And yes, it DOES look as bad as it sounds. Not very palatable to me and I NEVER ate it! I couldn't get close enough to determine the texture cause it was nasty and also cause she had knives nearby. But I'm relatively sure I'd eat the snot outta my own nose (not yours) before I'd eat that. Oh man...I'm not hungry anymore. Sorry. Yeah, that's gotta be a nasty one; also chitterlings/chitlins (pig guts). You know people only ate that because in the days of slavery, the 'master' would only throw the slaves the leftover crap they wouldn't eat, so they had to make due with that. We're way beyond that now, so why would people still eat that. I'd add brussel sprouts to the list for that same smelly reason. They smell like somebody farted into a pot of boiling water. Hey! I love Brussel sprouts!...especially cooked in garlic butter and wrapped in bacon... don't make me box you dude!!!! hehehehehehehehe seriously...aside from cream cheese stuffed jalapenos and cactus rubbed mushrooms (they taste just like a filet mignon) bacon wrapped brussel sprouts RAWK!!!!! Back on topic... crap I will not allow in my kitchen... Tofu Cantaloupe beets any bodily organ...(But, meat is fine and I can put up with a good hog rind.) |
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Went out to the Chinese buffet last weekend & totally freaked my date out...was eating some sort of seafood medly...crab & shrimp mostly...& stabbed with my fork some sort of white, rubbery meat...with BUMPS on it...! To his horror, I popped it in my mouth & said "Eeeeeeeew...it's chewwwwy!" He said "Spit it out!"...but I was too much of a lady...so I swallowed!
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Went out to the Chinese buffet last weekend & totally freaked my date out...was eating some sort of seafood medly...crab & shrimp mostly...& stabbed with my fork some sort of white, rubbery meat...with BUMPS on it...! To his horror, I popped it in my mouth & said "Eeeeeeeew...it's chewwwwy!" He said "Spit it out!"...but I was too much of a lady...so I swallowed! Sounds like something I would have done! |
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ctton candy is real bad
but i love liver yummy |
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ctton candy is real bad but i love liver yummy I don't like cotton candy either! |
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There is ONE thing I could never eat. My girl was from South Louisiana, the most beautiful women in the world...who'll chop your head off in a heartbeat anyway. I walked in my house once and said "What in the HELL is that smell??? You boiling dirty socks in here??". OK, that was a dire mistake...but thats not my point. It was TRIPE!!! Like the lining from a cows guts or something. And yes, it DOES look as bad as it sounds. Not very palatable to me and I NEVER ate it! I couldn't get close enough to determine the texture cause it was nasty and also cause she had knives nearby. But I'm relatively sure I'd eat the snot outta my own nose (not yours) before I'd eat that. Oh man...I'm not hungry anymore. Sorry. Yeah, that's gotta be a nasty one; also chitterlings/chitlins (pig guts). You know people only ate that because in the days of slavery, the 'master' would only throw the slaves the leftover crap they wouldn't eat, so they had to make due with that. We're way beyond that now, so why would people still eat that. I'd add brussel sprouts to the list for that same smelly reason. They smell like somebody farted into a pot of boiling water. Hey! I love Brussel sprouts!...especially cooked in garlic butter and wrapped in bacon... don't make me box you dude!!!! hehehehehehehehe seriously...aside from cream cheese stuffed jalapenos and cactus rubbed mushrooms (they taste just like a filet mignon) bacon wrapped brussel sprouts RAWK!!!!! Back on topic... crap I will not allow in my kitchen... Tofu Cantaloupe beets any bodily organ...(But, meat is fine and I can put up with a good hog rind.) I love Cantaloupe. the rest is |
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Refried beans, guacamole, and jelly beans.
Yeah, I'm the only person I know of to say I don't like jelly beans, but it's like chewing on a clump of hardened sugar. |
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I don't like jelly beans either. You aren't alone!
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I don't the like the texture of the spaghetti sauces that have the pieces of tomatoe in it.
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I can't believe so many people agree with me on: nanners, liver, peas, okra & lima beans... I'll also add tapioca pudding (what ARE those lil beady-beady things anyway & who thought you could EAT them?)...now if I can get someone to agree that...ugh...mayo is the condiment of SATAN...my work here will be done! I love tapioca pudding...YUM! You just won over like 99.5% of all men here. That IS code, right? No - the code is slinging yogurt |
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I can't believe so many people agree with me on: nanners, liver, peas, okra & lima beans... I'll also add tapioca pudding (what ARE those lil beady-beady things anyway & who thought you could EAT them?)...now if I can get someone to agree that...ugh...mayo is the condiment of SATAN...my work here will be done! I love tapioca pudding...YUM! You just won over like 99.5% of all men here. That IS code, right? No - the code is slinging yogurt I like yogurt too! |
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