MINE! I'm sorry you destroyed your life and livelyhood. Um excuse me- am I wearing a T shirt that says "please come over and ruin my life, my finances, and destroy everything I own"? I think not. Because its MINE!

If you loved me you would sell a bunch of those guitars and motorcycles and buy me a wedding ring and a fancy wedding. Um, I don't love you then. Cya, don't wanna be ya, cuz theyre MINE!

Toilet paper? MINE! Bed? MINE! Peace of mind and sanity? MINE!

I think LHB needs a reboot

Freedom? MINE!

These kids are mine. And not yours. You have no say in any matter that concerns them because these kids are mine. Ok, well I'm going to take a few months and travel europe and go skiing in austria, and sightseeing in the french riviera, and beachcomb in spain, then do some shopping in monoco. But what about me and my kids? Like you said- they're yours, not mine. The vacation? Its mine.

Anyone else had their lives completely and utterly destroyed by someone they've been in a relationship with? To the point where you felt you've been invaded and taken over by a foreign alien entity and your freedoms are surrendered? Along with all your belongings? I have.

And so much so a few times- that I won't let it happen again. Can you tell? Aspirin? MINE!

Giant rolling bin tool boxes? MINE!

Man periods......not having to share the Midol!!!

No.....Let go of my eggo moments!!!

High grade single malt scotch? MINE! Rare puerto rican rums? MINE! Cheap box of white wine? Yours, because I wouldn't drink that sh!t if you paid me.

YOU!!! GET BACK IN YOUR BOX!!!

The playdoh and crayons? MINE! But I will share. I always do. Doesn't mean I'm gonna marry you though. So get those goofy ideas outta your head.

I can tell him to leave before I wake up!

Seriously, I'm so f*cking prepared its ridiculous. Check out my medicine cabinet. What's in there? Bandaids, ointments, regular stuff. Then there's midol, hairbrushes, tampons, pads, full makeup kit, and eyeliner. WHY????? BECAUSE EVERY TIME A WOMAN comes over THEY ASK FOR THESE THINGS as if A SINGLE HETROSEXUAL MAN THAT DOESN'T HAVE A VAGINA would just HAPPEN TO HAVE THEM ON HAND AT ALL TIMES!!!!! I finally gave up on this vaginal aptitude and got the stuff just so the crazies keep their mitts of the stuff that is MINE!!!

Did someone forget their medication today?

At least you won't see me boo hoo crying in the "I'm a nice guy/ why won't anyone go out with me" threads. Freakin idiots. Ya know what happens to nice guys? They end up with nothing. Borrow everything out and nothing ever comes back. Or they lose it ALL to divorce or breakup. And I mean ALL!!!! I've been on here 2 years and have heard enough horror stories to scare me into singledom forever. Screw youz!!! ITS MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!