Nobody to make fun of me when I cry while watching "Little house on the prairie"

DAMN YOU MICHAEL LANDON!!!

It sure sounds like being single is a blast! Soooo..why are trying not to be?

The lack of sex of course!!

Thanks. I'm back on board now.

I had a crush on him when I was young.

Who didnt??? But man......how he can make you cry!!!!

1. I don't have to share the covers.
2. I can walk naked in my own house without being groped (but sometimes I do miss it )
3. Toilet seat is down!
4. My house stays clean.

Everyf*cking thing is mine! Mine I tell you! Bwa ha ha ha!!! MINE! MINE! MINE! Not yours! Not ours! But MINE! Bwa ha ha ha! Remotes? MINE! Motorcycles? MINE! Monstertruck? MINE! Recording studio? MINE! 5000 CD collection? MINE! Guitar collection? MINE! Bank accounts, credit cards, cds, gold, silver, platinum? MINE! Penis? MINE!!!

Whoops, sorry about that. Got carried away a bit there.

I can buy my own penis and know exactly how to use it!!!

I think I just shot a freedom because I'm single load in my pants.

Wetwipes? MINE!

Nobody grabbing my ass!!!

Oh.....I think I miss that!!!

Ya know you do

I like being single. Now if I could just grow hair on my palms I'd be set.

I know you know I know I do!!!

Yup yup ... wish i could help

I just date for self affirmation on why I like to be single. There's nothing more enlightening for reasons to stay single than dating all the hopeless losers available today. I love to hear about other people I don't know children. Please be as boring and descriptive as possible. I love to hear about all your neuroses and psychoses and all the meds you're taking for them. I cherish the fact that you trust me enough to burdon me with allllllllllll your problems you have, practically burying me in them alive. I love to listen to you talk about all your problems you were dumb enough to get yourself into and not smart enough to get yourself out of. Please cry on this shoulder because that ones wet already. Thank you for my reaffirmation on why I am single date.