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People express themselves in all forms..today I saw a few neat bumper stickers..list your favorites..
Somewhere in Texas there is a ranch missing an Ass! I'm not going to work today. The voices in my head told me to stay home and clean my guns Happiness is a belt-fed weapon America, a Christian country? I thought it was a free country My child is an honor student at juvenile hall I'd rather go hunting with Cheney than accept a ride from Ted Kennedy Horn Broke Watch For Finger Of course I'm drunk! I'm no stunt driver!!  
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Edited by
62easygoing
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Sat 04/11/09 09:22 AM
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---following me! I am lost---oh! your lost to. --I'm in alien country; beam me up Scotty.--
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Silly boys trucks are for Girls!!!!!!!!!!
A women without a man is like a fish without a bicycle!!!!! 2 of my fav...LOL |
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Save a horse Ride a Cowgirl !
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Edited by
uk1971
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Sat 04/11/09 11:09 AM
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Preserve nature....Pickle a squirrel
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If you're gonna ride my A**,
At least pull my hair. Try explaining that to a 12 yr. old. |
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People express themselves in all forms..today I saw a few neat bumper stickers..list your favorites.. Somewhere in Texas there is a ranch missing an Ass! I'm not going to work today. The voices in my head told me to stay home and clean my guns Happiness is a belt-fed weapon America, a Christian country? I thought it was a free country My child is an honor student at juvenile hall I'd rather go hunting with Cheney than accept a ride from Ted Kennedy Horn Broke Watch For Finger Of course I'm drunk! I'm no stunt driver!!
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Edited by
Miss_No_So
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Sun 04/12/09 11:49 PM
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There was one on a ute...
IF you want an extra inch, stroke it... IF you get any closer you will be f**king my asshole... DON'T follow me, I am going fishing... |
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"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"
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Edited by
nvkikigirl
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Mon 04/13/09 12:32 AM
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mean people suck
mean people produce little mean people my grandkid can beat up your honor student |
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"I bought this car from the Salvation Army"
"Don't laugh,your daughter might be in here" "If you can read this bumper sticker than i lost my trailer" |
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My other car is a Lamborghini
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I
 cats....scattered, smothered, chopped and capped.
(All written in Waffle House letters) |
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Jesus loves you.....but everyone else thinks you're an @sshole!
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Thanks for parking so close to me.
Next time leave a friggin' can opener on the hood of your car so that I'm able to cut my way out!
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"B!tch on Board."
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Edited by
Huaca
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Mon 04/13/09 12:43 PM
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double post
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Thanks for parking so close to me. Next time leave a friggin' can opener on the hood of your car so that I'm able to cut my way out!
Ive seen that one actually on a slip of paper (not a bumper sticker) and the idea is you can leave it on the windshield of the car that boxed you in.
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I saw an article online the other day about a rejected license plate. It said: I(heart/love)TOFU... It was a vegan/TOFU lover's license plate. The DMV rejected it because it can be misread as ... I(heart/love)TOF-U.. 
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Thats discriminatory against vegans.
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