this business man is planning a trip and knows his wife is an extremely
horny woman and want's to make sure she doesn't cheat on him.
So he goes to the dildo shop and looks at all kinds of dildos, he
explains his situation to the clerk the clerk says i've got just the
thing for you it's a really special didldo, so he pulls out this box,
the guy says whats so special about it, the clerk says it's a voodoo
dildo, the guy looks at the clerk like he's crazy and says, WHAT, the
clerks says here i'll show you then he says voodoo dick the key hole,
and it flys across the room and starts fuckin the key hole, then he says
voodoo dick back in the box, then it flys back into the box, the man
looks and says WOW, how much is it, the clerk replies $50 the man says
ok i'll take it.

He goes home and gives it to his wife and tells her all about it, she
says ok how does it work, so he tells her to make it start say voodoo
dick my pussy and it will start and to make it stop say voodoo dick back
in the box, she say ok.

So the man leaves on his trip about 4 hours goes by and his wife gets
really horny, then she rembers the present her husband gave her, so she
says voodoo dick my pussy, it flys outa the box and starts fuckin her
like crazy well after about 8 orgazims she wants to stop but forgot how
so she starts trying to pull it out and can't get it to stop, she starts
getting worried that it's going to fuck her to death, so she gets in her
car and starts flying to the hospital, on her way she gets pulled over.
The cop walks up and says maam why were you speeding, she replies
because i have this voodoo dick stuck in my pussy, the officer replies
VOODOO DICK MY ASS

LMAO

LOL,,good shit,,I think that voodoo dick is mine,,hell wish someone can
find out im like that,,hell just tell me ,,PUSSY,,and im in it,,tell me
back in the box,,well to most that means in the ass,,so guess what im
,,in it,,lol,,,,,but hell that joke gave me a laugh,,4sure,,,,,,,

thanks man i know a bunch more just can't rember them right now

wow wonderful joke kid

your calling me a kid i think you need to take a closer look and not
make assumtions, try checkin peeps profiles, expecially since your a
newbie

LMFAO... That ojne was a good one there Mitch

Hey that was really fun! you had me rolling.

hey guys britt4ever is an 18 year old can you believe that she called me
a kid i never heard a thing after i posted a responce to her message