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| Topic: SCORPIOS RUMPUS ROOM - part 2 | |
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Comin' down fast ... but I'm miles above ya ...
Is this thing on ... Am I the only cow'tard left in cow'tard town??? ... 
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Copied from the original Rumpus Room post
This is the place to go if you're feeling stupid. Nothing is too idiotic for this site. There are no dumb questions. Pull up a seat and feel yr brain cells die. Dunce cap and naughty chair included....
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Copied from the original Rumpus Room post
This is the place to go if you're feeling stupid. Nothing is too idiotic for this site. There are no dumb questions. Pull up a seat and feel yr brain cells die. Dunce cap and naughty chair included....
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In the immortal words of the late, great Jacko...."When the world is on yr shoulders, gotta' straighten up yr act and boogie down!"
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O.K.....That's it!!! No recess for YOU!!!!! Get in the naughty chair NOW!!!!
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(((Scorp)))
Who you putting in the chair? |
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O.K.....That's it!!! No recess for YOU!!!!! Get in the naughty chair NOW!!!!
Sowwy ... The VAST recess, alias, "my mind" ... 
Knows not "NO" ... nor restraint ... But ... It is rather past naughty ...
1 outta 2, yeah, teach ... ??? |
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O.K. kids...time for RUMPUS ROOM SEX-ED. See...when two people love each other nature starts to take it's course, and certain things are inevitable. This is the way of nature. Of course certain precautions should be taken in order to avoid un-wanted complications. Vaginal intercourse is perfectly safe...but oral sex or anal sex could lead to un-wanted pregnancy......holding hand may cause aids....always wear gloves when holding hands....
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...Kissing on the first date IS a sin and could result in eternal damnation, so NEVER kiss on the first date. Masturbation will make you explode....
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Can Peter/Paul/George/Ringo B.O.B. ... And I ...
Get that order heavy on the Secret Sauce??? ... 
We're both in a bit of a hurry ...
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I wanna hold yr hand but I gotta find my Trojans 1st!
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I'll see your Trojans and raise ya a Greek Horse ...
Bring him to my tent ...
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Can Peter/Paul/George/Ringo B.O.B. ... And I ... Get that order heavy on the Secret Sauce??? ...
We're both in a bit of a hurry ...
Hmmmmmmm, I'm guessing John is already in your...... Tent?
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Can Peter/Paul/George/Ringo B.O.B. ... And I ... Get that order heavy on the Secret Sauce??? ...
We're both in a bit of a hurry ...
Hmmmmmmm, I'm guessing John is already in your...... Tent?
... John's joined at my ...  ... Hip!
But Seri~assly ... I gave John up for Lent on Ash Wednesday ... Thursday ... It just hasn't been the same ... 
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Got duct tape and ruffies? Don't try this at home kids, wait for the tent.
Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night!
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Beaver: "I have a headache in my stomach ... Hey Wally ... "
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