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seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Sat 04/04/09 08:19 PM
i dont mind chattin while i unleash the monster.!! I SO hope not to find you in one Sea how ya be my fine feathered friend.

trsmith22 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 5959	Sat 04/04/09 08:19 PM
I met a man inside of a restroom once I was just making sure there was plenty of TP....I swear!! I mean "met" him as introduced. Not meeting him for anything else

zackesch88 Joined Mon 03/16/09 Posts: 113	Sat 04/04/09 08:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-SciNV5u50

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Sat 04/04/09 08:21 PM
i dont mind chattin while i unleash the monster.!! I SO hope not to find you in one Sea how ya be my fine feathered friend. Been good bro

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sat 04/04/09 08:21 PM Edited by whispertoascream on Sat 04/04/09 08:22 PM
Just keep a list of man laws and hand them to the violators. I found the list. Man Laws - Latest from the International Council of Man Laws 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights: a) Yeah, Ba-by, Push it! b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c) Another set and we can hit the showers! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. 29: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" " BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!" I hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Sat 04/04/09 08:22 PM
I met a man inside of a restroom once I was just making sure there was plenty of TP....I swear!! I mean "met" him as introduced. Not meeting him for anything else

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Sat 04/04/09 08:23 PM
i dont mind chattin while i unleash the monster.!! I SO hope not to find you in one Sea how ya be my fine feathered friend. Been good bro cheers mate, good to see ol schoolers postin.!!

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Sat 04/04/09 08:23 PM
True Story When I was in the Army, the facilities are less than private, so I am standing there taking care of business and another soldier comes in, whips a LARGE piece of weaponry I said, 'Whoa' just a reflex response He said, Yeah its big. I know. You got a wife? he asked Yeah, I replied You getting any on the side? he questioned A little now and then I said You got a girl friend too, he asked Yeah, I do I replied And some strange elsewhere too? he asked Yes, I get my share I answered. You want to trade for one that looks good in the toilet?

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Sat 04/04/09 08:23 PM
i dont mind chattin while i unleash the monster.!! I SO hope not to find you in one Sea how ya be my fine feathered friend. Been good bro cheers mate, good to see ol schoolers postin.!! Likewise bro

zackesch88 Joined Mon 03/16/09 Posts: 113	Sat 04/04/09 08:24 PM
lol, i love #10!

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 04/04/09 08:25 PM
Just keep a list of man laws and hand them to the violators. I found the list. Man Laws - Latest from the International Council of Man Laws 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights: a) Yeah, Ba-by, Push it! b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c) Another set and we can hit the showers! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. 29: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" " BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!" I hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sat 04/04/09 08:29 PM
And here is the answer to the OP's question: 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

Purelifeman Joined Thu 04/02/09 Posts: 169	Sat 04/04/09 08:31 PM Edited by Purelifeman on Sat 04/04/09 08:32 PM
Just keep a list of man laws and hand them to the violators. I found the list. Man Laws - Latest from the International Council of Man Laws 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights: a) Yeah, Ba-by, Push it! b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c) Another set and we can hit the showers! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. 29: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" " BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!" I hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd. Great list! everyone before loging out please make sure to print one out on your way out!

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Sat 04/04/09 08:31 PM
And here is the answer to the OP's question: 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

trsmith22 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 5959	Sat 04/04/09 08:33 PM
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. I love this one!!!!!

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Sat 04/04/09 08:34 PM
i dont mind chattin while i unleash the monster.!! I SO hope not to find you in one Sea how ya be my fine feathered friend. Been good bro cheers mate, good to see ol schoolers postin.!! Nice to see U too bro.I hope all is well my friend.Godspeed!Cy;)

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sat 04/04/09 08:35 PM
Great list! everyone before loging out please make sure to print one out on your way out! Sure! I could use some fire starter!

Redshirt Joined Tue 02/26/08 Posts: 2109	Sat 04/04/09 08:42 PM
Is it proper etiquette to talk to someone, make eye contact while inside of the public rest room? I had people try to start conversations with me while I was peeing; I found it very disturbing… Not the place this individual is looking to start conversations with strangers.

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Sat 04/04/09 08:42 PM
well it is quite common for guys to peek, as i do own a very large piece of meat.!!!

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sun 04/05/09 12:14 AM
well it is quite common for guys to peek, as i do own a very large piece of meat.!!! Hawks, taking Mum's sirloin steaks into the loo is so uncool....same as the Sunday roast.