Topic: What qualifications do you have?
Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 08:45 PM





I've had 2 books published....that's about it....





Well then you are more than qualifed to work in Starbucks.

Or maybe a hoover repair shop.


Ugh, I've never even been IN a Starbucks -- I don't drink coffee.

I think I'll stick with writing (for now)....!!




They sell pepsi in there as well!




I hope it doesn't have coffee in it.

Back in 2006, I made the mistake of buying something called Coca-Cola Blak -- it was Coke and coffee mixed together -- yeah, that was a great idea, right up there with Asparagus Coke and Coke with Cyanide....




I love asparagus, and i love coke. Sounds ok to me!


Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 08:46 PM



I've had 2 books published....that's about it....





Lex - I am going to buy those books and read them. I am looking forward to it - you said on Amazon, right?


Yup. Or Target.




Or that British site that charges 87 Trillion dollars each

plus postage.

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Thu 04/02/09 08:48 PM




I've had 2 books published....that's about it....





Lex - I am going to buy those books and read them. I am looking forward to it - you said on Amazon, right?


Yup. Or Target.




Or that British site that charges 87 Trillion dollars each

plus postage.


I know, but I can't wait for the royalty check from THEM -- all they have to do is sell ONE copy....!


Atlantis75's photo
Thu 04/02/09 08:54 PM
Let's hope that some job recruiter looks at this thread...although i got little faith of what i posted will get me anywhere..rofl

Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:03 PM

Let's hope that some job recruiter looks at this thread...although i got little faith of what i posted will get me anywhere..rofl


I hope no job recruiters see this. I already have a job don't want anymore!

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:20 PM
2 degrees, 15 diplomas, keller B card, containment cert, all endorsements on DL, decorated combat vet, adcoms, and arcoms, 3 mos es, bonded, transportation security admin background checked and fingerprinted, security clearance, AMA pro racer with under 10 in the quarter physical, GIT grad on theory, and many other certs. And I kan spell gud to.

Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:23 PM

2 degrees, 15 diplomas, keller B card, containment cert, all endorsements on DL, decorated combat vet, adcoms, and arcoms, 3 mos es, bonded, transportation security admin background checked and fingerprinted, security clearance, AMA pro racer with under 10 in the quarter physical, GIT grad on theory, and many other certs. And I kan spell gud to.


I'll match your security Clearence with my Security Clearence....I think its a draw on spelling. LOL

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:25 PM
I can survive anywhere, anytime, on anything, and I have. Climbed 4- 14,000 footers- shooting for 5. Traveled the world twice- 27 countries. I enjoy adventure sport touring around the world on motorcycle. It never gets old or boring. I've been blessed.

Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:27 PM

I can survive anywhere, anytime, on anything, and I have. Climbed 4- 14,000 footers- shooting for 5. Traveled the world twice- 27 countries. I enjoy adventure sport touring around the world on motorcycle. It never gets old or boring. I've been blessed.


Yes you have!!!

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Thu 04/02/09 09:30 PM
BS in IT and a certificate in web design. I want to go for my masters and to get certified in project management.

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:30 PM


2 degrees, 15 diplomas, keller B card, containment cert, all endorsements on DL, decorated combat vet, adcoms, and arcoms, 3 mos es, bonded, transportation security admin background checked and fingerprinted, security clearance, AMA pro racer with under 10 in the quarter physical, GIT grad on theory, and many other certs. And I kan spell gud to.


I'll match your security Clearence with my Security Clearence....I think its a draw on spelling. LOL
...I just organized my 49 page resume for a government job I'm looking at. I've been at my job 17 years and need a change. Babs, you impress me with your resume. A strong woman that can do anything makes me highly impressed. I tip my hat to you.

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:30 PM


2 degrees, 15 diplomas, keller B card, containment cert, all endorsements on DL, decorated combat vet, adcoms, and arcoms, 3 mos es, bonded, transportation security admin background checked and fingerprinted, security clearance, AMA pro racer with under 10 in the quarter physical, GIT grad on theory, and many other certs. And I kan spell gud to.


I'll match your security Clearence with my Security Clearence....I think its a draw on spelling. LOL


I'll match mine with both of yours, i oversee the security for a few billion quid!


Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:33 PM



2 degrees, 15 diplomas, keller B card, containment cert, all endorsements on DL, decorated combat vet, adcoms, and arcoms, 3 mos es, bonded, transportation security admin background checked and fingerprinted, security clearance, AMA pro racer with under 10 in the quarter physical, GIT grad on theory, and many other certs. And I kan spell gud to.


I'll match your security Clearence with my Security Clearence....I think its a draw on spelling. LOL
...I just organized my 49 page resume for a government job I'm looking at. I've been at my job 17 years and need a change. Babs, you impress me with your resume. A strong woman that can do anything makes me highly impressed. I tip my hat to you.


A toast to you!drinker

Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:34 PM



2 degrees, 15 diplomas, keller B card, containment cert, all endorsements on DL, decorated combat vet, adcoms, and arcoms, 3 mos es, bonded, transportation security admin background checked and fingerprinted, security clearance, AMA pro racer with under 10 in the quarter physical, GIT grad on theory, and many other certs. And I kan spell gud to.


I'll match your security Clearence with my Security Clearence....I think its a draw on spelling. LOL


I'll match mine with both of yours, i oversee the security for a few billion quid!




wow you really are into pissing contests tonight aren't you DAN99

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:35 PM
I tip my hat to anyone who furthers themselves and furthers their education. From writing books to brewing beer to weaving blankets to a doctorate in quantum physics. We are blessed in what we learn. Lifes too short to waste.

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:35 PM




2 degrees, 15 diplomas, keller B card, containment cert, all endorsements on DL, decorated combat vet, adcoms, and arcoms, 3 mos es, bonded, transportation security admin background checked and fingerprinted, security clearance, AMA pro racer with under 10 in the quarter physical, GIT grad on theory, and many other certs. And I kan spell gud to.


I'll match your security Clearence with my Security Clearence....I think its a draw on spelling. LOL


I'll match mine with both of yours, i oversee the security for a few billion quid!




wow you really are into pissing contests tonight aren't you DAN99


You started it!


Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:36 PM





2 degrees, 15 diplomas, keller B card, containment cert, all endorsements on DL, decorated combat vet, adcoms, and arcoms, 3 mos es, bonded, transportation security admin background checked and fingerprinted, security clearance, AMA pro racer with under 10 in the quarter physical, GIT grad on theory, and many other certs. And I kan spell gud to.


I'll match your security Clearence with my Security Clearence....I think its a draw on spelling. LOL


I'll match mine with both of yours, i oversee the security for a few billion quid!




wow you really are into pissing contests tonight aren't you DAN99


You started it!




No silly bloke. You did with your darn catheter storyl LOL

no photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:36 PM

I tip my hat to anyone who furthers themselves and furthers their education. From writing books to brewing beer to weaving blankets to a doctorate in quantum physics. We are blessed in what we learn. Lifes too short to waste.


:thumbsup:

Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:38 PM

I tip my hat to anyone who furthers themselves and furthers their education. From writing books to brewing beer to weaving blankets to a doctorate in quantum physics. We are blessed in what we learn. Lifes too short to waste.


I know so much to see and do. Life will never be boring. I will discover something new till I die. One of the last things I will learn to do is sit in a rocker with a cane cussin at people and learn to spit chew!

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 04/02/09 09:38 PM
Edited by longhairbiker on Thu 04/02/09 09:41 PM
Dan99 is just mad because I won't fart one of my green chili farts in a mason jar and sell it to him. He wants to use it for ulterior purposes- to send to an enemy.