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Your welcome. I just hope they remeber to deflate the ballon before pulling it out. And I bet the first time you went Ballon?! They never deflated anything! NO wonder it hurt so much! I think this deserves a thread of its own |
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I have a 3.64 gpa for my first term of college. Oh, and I passed my math exam. ( I am bragging on your post now Dan) Brag away clever clogs! |
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I was just lying about the degree in Dance
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I was just lying about the degree in Dance WHY?? Because it was actually in French History? Dance does make more sense.. |
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I'm cynical. Meh, works for some anyway. Loser! Aren't you dead yet?! |
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Hmm After I retired I took all my "I LOVE ME' stuff and put it in the circular file. I will never use it again . All those certifications, educational degrees,letters of praise awards etc and 5 bucks I can get coffee at Starbucks. Which I hate their coffee anyway. I know what I have accomplished in life, did all I wanted to do . What is next for me in my goals.. I would say with in the next 2 years move to the Caribean some where. Or go back to Italy forever 1 of those 2...
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I'm cynical. Meh, works for some anyway. Loser! Aren't you dead yet?! Id rather be dead than talk to you |
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I'm cynical. Meh, works for some anyway. Loser! Aren't you dead yet?! Id rather be dead than talk to you Good, we are getting somewhere now. |
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I have a Ph.D in wearing sunglasses.
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*Has been writing too many Cover letters and Resumes recently*
Lets see: BS in English Education, Preliminary teaching certificates for Secondary ELA in PA and CA, Almost done with BTSA (A CA qualification) Certified to teach the Language! Program, completed a Classroom management class For non-ED stuff: Can type about 40 words a minute, Can edit existing web pages, and create new content based on pre-existing templates. Familure with most of the Microsoft Office Suite, Learn new software easily, can troubleshoot computers, can conduct research on the computer. Non Computer stuff: Familiar with managing groups of people, comfortable with public speaking (especially to groups of 30 or so), an effective communicator, take and give advice as needed, gracefully. There is more, but you all dont need to hear my whole cover letter spiel. |
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*Has been writing too many Cover letters and Resumes recently* Lets see: BS in English Education, Preliminary teaching certificates for Secondary ELA in PA and CA, Almost done with BTSA (A CA qualification) Certified to teach the Language! Program, completed a Classroom management class For non-ED stuff: Can type about 40 words a minute, Can edit existing web pages, and create new content based on pre-existing templates. Familure with most of the Microsoft Office Suite, Learn new software easily, can troubleshoot computers, can conduct research on the computer. Non Computer stuff: Familiar with managing groups of people, comfortable with public speaking (especially to groups of 30 or so), an effective communicator, take and give advice as needed, gracefully. I can't type or spell. Never will. Thank god for spell check! There is more, but you all dont need to hear my whole cover letter spiel. |
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Hmm After I retired I took all my "I LOVE ME' stuff and put it in the circular file. I will never use it again . All those certifications, educational degrees,letters of praise awards etc and 5 bucks I can get coffee at Starbucks. Which I hate their coffee anyway. I know what I have accomplished in life, did all I wanted to do . What is next for me in my goals.. I would say with in the next 2 years move to the Caribean some where. Or go back to Italy forever 1 of those 2... Crawlin in Ducks luggage..tryin to hide. |
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I've had 2 books published....that's about it....
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I've had 2 books published....that's about it.... Well then you are more than qualifed to work in Starbucks. Or maybe a hoover repair shop. |
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Qualifications... hmm
A steady job and an honest heart... If a girl is looking for any more than that right now, I am the wrong guy... =/ |
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I've had 2 books published....that's about it.... Well then you are more than qualifed to work in Starbucks. Or maybe a hoover repair shop. Ugh, I've never even been IN a Starbucks -- I don't drink coffee. I think I'll stick with writing (for now)....!! |
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I've had 2 books published....that's about it.... Well then you are more than qualifed to work in Starbucks. Or maybe a hoover repair shop. Ugh, I've never even been IN a Starbucks -- I don't drink coffee. I think I'll stick with writing (for now)....!! They sell pepsi in there as well! |
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I've had 2 books published....that's about it.... Lex - I am going to buy those books and read them. I am looking forward to it - you said on Amazon, right? |
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I've had 2 books published....that's about it.... Well then you are more than qualifed to work in Starbucks. Or maybe a hoover repair shop. Ugh, I've never even been IN a Starbucks -- I don't drink coffee. I think I'll stick with writing (for now)....!! They sell pepsi in there as well! I hope it doesn't have coffee in it. Back in 2006, I made the mistake of buying something called Coca-Cola Blak -- it was Coke and coffee mixed together -- yeah, that was a great idea, right up there with Asparagus Coke and Coke with Cyanide.... |
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I've had 2 books published....that's about it.... Lex - I am going to buy those books and read them. I am looking forward to it - you said on Amazon, right? Yup. Or Target. |
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