Okay so I am making love with this Korean woman and I can't get over how hard her breast implants are and I ended up joking about it to her. She bucks me off, kicking and slapping me in the face. I calmly get dressed and she is grabbing at my crotch, telling me not to go. So: 1. Why- can't I keep my mouth shut and 2. When I got to the car, my forehead was bleeding, so why would someone bust you open and then want you to stay there? 3. Why do I dig Asian women so much?

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

Keith, your idea was good in theory but sadly the whiny threads continue.

Well, obviously! Who ever said anybody could read?

Never underestimate the power of drama!

good question, man. it's even snowing here in atlanta.

Why is it when I have time to come on the site, there are never any interesting, thought-provoking threads to read?

WHY DO EVIL NEIGHBOR'S EXIST? Exspecially mine
WHY IS IT EVERY TIME YOU LOOK FOR YOUR FAV FOOD IN A STORE AND THE DAY YOU NEED IT MOST THEY STOPPED MAKING IT or you can't find it?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Why can't it be much easier for time travel? Why does the government get nervous when a backyard physicist builds a hutchenson generator in his backyard using tessla coils and borrows a little bit of electricity from the power company. Its not like I was magnetizing cars or turning stainless steel into gold or turning cats inside out or anything. I had some problems with the cooling systems because the cooling water would experience molecule seperation into hydrogen and oxygen and become heavy alkyli which I used in my favor to create energy. I solved that by keeping the water in titanium nitride coated tubes and shielding the chambers from the generator with silicon manganese covers. And the tessla coils are tricky to focus or direct making the hutchenson generator dangerous to control. I built a variac system into the power amplifier. That was really tough because of melding new and old technologies to build a system to control a time machine using so much power directed into one spot was almost impossible on a spiritual and quantum physics level and on a dimensional plane. Glass tube valves would not keep a constant. Capacitors and relays could not hold the power at an even keel keeping control. Mercury valves are unstable. And radium tube valves are radioactive and if one explodes well- you have the government again freaking out because you turned 4 acres of land into a mini chernoble and highly contaminated. The men in black exist and if they show up at your home they are usually not in a good mood. So I went with these new ceramic capacitor valves that have amazing temperance and power handling capabilities. And I'm very surprised by their control capabilities. So I have variable power control to the tessla coils and in theory can direct and contol the hutchenson generator. It still has very delicate and very touchy controls. One sneeze and you're in 1972 like my neighbors cat. But talking to people, they said he lived until 1980 and was a good cat. I directed one of my guitars to a remote area in 1988. It didn't fare so well. It weathered poorly. I just wondered why the government worried so much about a guy building a time machine.

I'm back. Did I miss anything?

Where did those 3 minutes go?

who? what? when? where? How? And oh yeah...........why?