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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 32 | |
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what chew gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk??? 
Im gonna get you get you drunk my lovely lady lumps 
If you had lady lumps like mine you would be slow as well 
NOOOOOOOOOO don't do it please!!!!!!!  
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I've been listening to 99.1..... the oldies station lately.. It is so weird cause songs come on and they aren't like the oldies I used to hear...lol....they are "MY" favorites...OMG...I am gettin old!!!! But they bring back a feeling....I dunno...it's weird....It might sound weird but.... I smell the air...and it brings me back...almost like I was there again!!!!  Ya.......certain songs remind me of old friends......old bfs........certain situations.
I sooooooooooo miss it!!!! Back then I wanted to just go forward!!!! Now... I want to go back!!! go figure??? lol
Please pass the botox!!!! 
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Edited by
singlelife44
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Sat 04/04/09 12:50 AM
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I've been listening to 99.1..... the oldies station lately.. It is so weird cause songs come on and they aren't like the oldies I used to hear...lol....they are "MY" favorites...OMG...I am gettin old!!!! But they bring back a feeling....I dunno...it's weird....It might sound weird but.... I smell the air...and it brings me back...almost like I was there again!!!! Ya.......certain songs remind me of old friends......old bfs........certain situations.
I sooooooooooo miss it!!!! Back then I wanted to just go forward!!!! Now... I want to go back!!! go figure??? lol 
Please pass the botox!!!!
I can't believe I am 46, dead, and still talkin!!!!!
Please pass the "bong" 
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single......are you on chemo???
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I sometimes think my heart is dead......
Ive been sooooooooo disappointed in people lately. Because I expect alot from people I guess.....I expect people not to lie etc........and they do. And Im sooooooooo tired of it I think I am completely shutting down. |
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I sometimes think my heart is dead...... Ive been sooooooooo disappointed in people lately. Because I expect alot from people I guess.....I expect people not to lie etc........and they do. And Im sooooooooo tired of it I think I am completely shutting down. I've mostly given up on people in general (tho there are people who make me happy, like everyone in the diary, the people i work with, people at the animal shelter) which is why i only talk to cats! They will never stab you in the back, just claw you in the face
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I sometimes think my heart is dead...... Ive been sooooooooo disappointed in people lately. Because I expect alot from people I guess.....I expect people not to lie etc........and they do. And Im sooooooooo tired of it I think I am completely shutting down. I've mostly given up on people in general (tho there are people who make me happy, like everyone in the diary, the people i work with, people at the animal shelter) which is why i only talk to cats! They will never stab you in the back, just claw you in the face
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This is TOO FREAKY!!!!!!
 They say "everything happens for a reason"???
Whoa..... (single) pours a stiff drink!!!!!!
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This is TOO FREAKY!!!!!! They say "everything happens for a reason"???
Whoa..... (single) pours a stiff drink!!!!!!
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This is TOO FREAKY!!!!!! They say "everything happens for a reason"???
Whoa..... (single) pours a stiff drink!!!!!!
Single checks the yellow pages for an exorcist to keep inquiring minds...out of my loop!!! lol 
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Ok.............EVERYONE RUN TO THE BATHROOM!!!!
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Dear diary......I just realized.........Im head to toe in PINK CLOTHING!!!
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
IM MATCHING!!!!!
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Dear Diary;
I hate it when the shelter gets a new litter of kittens and names them after the band members of The Beatles. THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR!  Yet anytime i throw a name out there they are like "noooo!"
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Dear Diary; I hate it when the shelter gets a new litter of kittens and names them after the band members of The Beatles. THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR! Yet anytime i throw a name out there they are like "noooo!"
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Edited by
Jess642
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Sat 04/04/09 01:16 AM
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Dear Diary....can it be?
Can it really be? Surely not! Nah uh...it can't be!
I have a date thingo with a man!
Not for three weeks, so plenty of time to chicken out...we are going down to brisbane to the art gallery, and to the casino, and to dinner and all this hoity toity stuff...hahahahaha....that's me f*cked! (as in fail miserably at hoity toity)
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Dear Diary....can it be?
Can it really be? Surely not! Nah uh...it can't be!
I have a date thingo with a man!
Not for three weeks, so plenty of time to chicken out...we are going down to brisbane to the art gallery, and to the casino, and to dinner and all this hoity toity stuff...hahahahaha....that's me f*cked! (as in fail miserably at hoity toity)
Just talk about wombats, and you will do good I hope your still saving couch space for me when I get there too, i want to hug a wombat
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Dear Diary....can it be?
Can it really be? Surely not! Nah uh...it can't be!
I have a date thingo with a man!
Not for three weeks, so plenty of time to chicken out...we are going down to brisbane to the art gallery, and to the casino, and to dinner and all this hoity toity stuff...hahahahaha....that's me f*cked! (as in fail miserably at hoity toity)
Just talk about wombats, and you will do good I hope your still saving couch space for me when I get there too, i want to hug a wombat
I have your tickets to Australia Zoo waiting, Allen. |
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