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Topic: I Have It All Figured Out
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 03/30/09 05:19 PM
Just call me curly- fries.

evilbabe277 Joined Thu 02/19/09 Posts: 2751	Mon 03/30/09 05:19 PM
So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout. If only it could be that simple. I studied psychology for seven years -- I KNOW how to deal with psychos. Now i'm all ears, how does that work exactly? You convince them that the voices in the head are actually YOUR voice, then you send them out to get you a pizza. but the other voice wants hamburgers

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Mon 03/30/09 05:20 PM
So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout. If only it could be that simple. I studied psychology for seven years -- I KNOW how to deal with psychos. Now i'm all ears, how does that work exactly? You convince them that the voices in the head are actually YOUR voice, then you send them out to get you a pizza. Interesting approach. I'm going to give it a try but I'll keep the stab vest on, just in case.

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Mon 03/30/09 05:21 PM
So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout. If only it could be that simple. I studied psychology for seven years -- I KNOW how to deal with psychos. Now i'm all ears, how does that work exactly? You convince them that the voices in the head are actually YOUR voice, then you send them out to get you a pizza. but the other voice wants hamburgers My voices argue between havin chinese or mexican food

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 03/30/09 05:25 PM
but the other voice wants hamburgers Does it have an accent? British accent trumps everything else.

JimmyTheGent Joined Wed 03/25/09 Posts: 1111	Mon 03/30/09 05:25 PM
Are psychos hungrier than pigs?

ladywolf9653 Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 1012	Mon 03/30/09 05:26 PM
Are psychos hungrier than pigs? I think it depends how many rampages they went on that day

evilbabe277 Joined Thu 02/19/09 Posts: 2751	Mon 03/30/09 05:27 PM
but the other voice wants hamburgers Does it have an accent? British accent trumps everything else. the other voice says fine then pizza tonight

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Mon 03/30/09 05:28 PM
Are psychos hungrier than pigs? We have more personalities to feed. Therefore, the logical conclusion would be yes

JimmyTheGent Joined Wed 03/25/09 Posts: 1111	Mon 03/30/09 05:30 PM
Are psychos hungrier than pigs? We have more personalities to feed. Therefore, the logical conclusion would be yes Sounds logical. But wait! All women are psycho. Can psychos be logical?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 03/30/09 05:31 PM
Are psychos hungrier than pigs? We have more personalities to feed. Therefore, the logical conclusion would be yes Sounds logical. But wait! All women are psycho. Can psychos be logical? What if the psychos eat the pig? One less voice to deal with....

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Mon 03/30/09 05:37 PM
Are psychos hungrier than pigs? We have more personalities to feed. Therefore, the logical conclusion would be yes Sounds logical. But wait! All women are psycho. Can psychos be logical? One of the voices say yes. However, the rest are arguin amongest themselves so I will have to get back wit u on that

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 03/30/09 05:44 PM
The voices in my head want to know what I should do with their wheelchairs after I eat my vegetables?

JimmyTheGent Joined Wed 03/25/09 Posts: 1111	Mon 03/30/09 05:47 PM
Hey that looks like Barney Fife with a wig on! Is that you Barney?

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Mon 03/30/09 05:47 PM
So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout. you just now figured this out

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Mon 03/30/09 06:05 PM
All women are psycho. Beware the shower, my incredibly long-bladed knife, the curtain breaking and sinister music in the background ... Be VERY frightened ...

evilbabe277 Joined Thu 02/19/09 Posts: 2751	Mon 03/30/09 06:08 PM
Are psychos hungrier than pigs? We have more personalities to feed. Therefore, the logical conclusion would be yes Sounds logical. But wait! All women are psycho. Can psychos be logical? One of the voices say yes. However, the rest are arguin amongest themselves so I will have to get back wit u on that One of my voices says to tell one of your voices that there is always one that is logical

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Mon 03/30/09 06:11 PM
All women are psycho. Beware the shower, my incredibly long-bladed knife, the curtain breaking and sinister music in the background ... Be VERY frightened ... Maw-haw-haw-haw ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoQ6Jc9PyCI

Meg8771 Joined Fri 01/16/09 Posts: 5662	Mon 03/30/09 06:11 PM
The voices in my head want to know what I should do with their wheelchairs after I eat my vegetables? OMG I just got that

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Mon 03/30/09 06:12 PM
I have it all figured out as well, stay single, live happy!!