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Edited by
MahanMahan
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"I'm afraid Mr. Bupkiss, that I have good news AND bad news for you." "Go'head doc, give it to me..." "Good news is, your pink eye is totally curable... nothing to worry about..." "...and?" "The bad news is, welcome to mingle hell... you're gonna be here forever... " 'What do you mean doc?" "I'm looking at your files and oh boy... you've whored yourself for dope, you fantasize about having raaunchy sex with Brazilian she-males, have a disgusting pee fetish, into b&d s&m... and you seriously expect to find a suitable mate here on mingle?" "well, what would you suggest then doc?" "I recommend Craigslist, and do it soon before it's too late..."  
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Hello MahanMahan and Scorpio - I am (not) saying good morning and have a great day!
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"I'm afraid Mr. Bupkiss, that I have good news AND bad news for you." "Go'head doc, give it to me..." "Good news is, your pink eye is totally curable... nothing to worry about..." "...and?" "The bad news is, welcome to mingle hell... you're gonna be here forever... " 'What do you mean doc?" "I'm looking at your files and oh boy... you've whored yourself for dope, you fantasize about having raaunchy sex with Brazilian she-males, have a disgusting pee fetish, into b&d s&m... and you seriously expect to find a suitable mate here on mingle?" "well, what would you suggest then doc?" "I recommend Craigslist, and do it soon before it's too late..."
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Hello MahanMahan and Scorpio - I am (not) saying good morning and have a great day!
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Where are the morality cops when ya' need one anyway?
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Edited by
Dancere
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Mon 03/30/09 08:51 AM
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"I'm afraid Mr. Bupkiss, that I have good news AND bad news for you." "Go'head doc, give it to me..." "Good news is, your pink eye is totally curable... nothing to worry about..." "...and?" "The bad news is, welcome to mingle hell... you're gonna be here forever... " 'What do you mean doc?" "I'm looking at your files and oh boy... you've whored yourself for dope, you fantasize about having raaunchy sex with Brazilian she-males, have a disgusting pee fetish, into b&d s&m... and you seriously expect to find a suitable mate here on mingle?" "well, what would you suggest then doc?" "I recommend Craigslist, and do it soon before it's too late..." B-but, my most Doc-liest 2nd opinion is that you avoid Craigslist altogether ... RUN! It might fall off entirely and you'll be left w/ Bup-kiss ... 
Nut*tin ... Streuth! 
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Where are the morality cops when ya' need one anyway?
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Where are the morality cops when ya' need one anyway?
Not at all to be confuddled w/ not a thing ... 'tis bemuddlin' ...
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Defined: A donut hole is the hole of a donut!
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?Huh! Thought it was the hole of my shoes ...
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Well ------------- ... Not much ... a nut*tin
...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLszaMafBQ4&feature=related ...
Say, say, oh playmate, Come out and play with me And bring your dollies three Climb up my apple tree Shout down my rain barrel Slide down my cellar door And we'll be jolly friends Forever more more more more more Say, say, oh playmate I cannot play with you My dolly's got the flu Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo Ain't got no rain barrel Ain't got no cellar door But we'll be jolly friends Forever more more more more more Streuth
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