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| Topic: The New and Improved Attention Whore House - part 2 | |
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When a woman tells you that you are not fit to date humans what is she trying to say? What does she mean by that? That she's an ANIMAL!!! GRROOOWWWWLLLL 
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here kitty kitty kitty....
dont eat me!!! |
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Get over it all ready I'm not a thread virgin anymore 
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What can I do to make it up to you 
I just need to whine a little more then I'll be fine. Well at least until the next crisis comes along. |
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slides a bottle of whiney 1957 to mitch
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 ATTENTION MIRROR Where are you?
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Get over it all ready I'm not a thread virgin anymore
Okay
What can I do to make it up to you
I just need to whine a little more then I'll be fine. Well at least until the next crisis comes along. Sounds good whine away let me know when your done and I will come back in and chat with everyone
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 i want my attention 
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slides a bottle of whiney 1957 to mitch Whaaaaa Whaaaaa Why can't I find someone to share my whine? I'm a really nice guy. I haven't committed any felonies in at least five years and I hold doors open!! |
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Very thorough Dancere and christinrk. Thanks for your answers. Please stick around. I will have a few dozen more lame questions shortly, Whatta ya kiddin' me here? A pen w/ your company logo is all we get??? No champagne w/ jello pudding, t-shirt, ticket-tape parade, cabana boy to peel all my grapes, seven virgins playing the harp whilst angels float above? No Ed McMahon to present my very own sweepstake reward? No dance-off w/ D!ck Clark??? I studied so long and hard. That is 2 minutes and 7 calories of my life I can never get back! Where is my A+ ...
I feel so absolutely cheapened and demoralized!!!
The horror, the horror ... K, can I go again??? 
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slides a bottle of whiney 1957 to mitch Whaaaaa Whaaaaa Why can't I find someone to share my whine? I'm a really nice guy. I haven't committed any felonies in at least five years and I hold doors open!! |
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What does a pretty girl's fart smell like?
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Very thorough Dancere and christinrk. Thanks for your answers. Please stick around. I will have a few dozen more lame questions shortly, Whatta ya kiddin' me here? A pen w/ your company logo is all we get??? No champagne w/ jello pudding, t-shirt, ticket-tape parade, cabana boy to peel all my grapes, seven virgins playing the harp whilst angels float above? No Ed McMahon to present my very own sweepstake reward? No dance-off w/ D!ck Clark??? I studied so long and hard. That is 2 minutes and 7 calories of my life I can never get back! Where is my A+ ...
I feel so absolutely cheapened and demoralized!!!
The horror, the horror ... K, can I go again???
Making people pity you and reaping attention is all the reward you'll get on this thread missy! |
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What does a pretty girl's fart smell like?
Depends what she ate.
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 What can I do to get him/her back?
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you can take me instead
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What can I do to get him/her back?
Hit him over the head then tie him up and drug him!
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will that work for women??
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 I'm getting mail from thread peepers
I may need protection |
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thats it, i am going to get some attention now!!!
OFF COME THE CLOTHES!!!! DANCING TIME!!!
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