Why is nobody e-mailing me? It's making me really, really sad.

Ok, so Dan is e-mailing me...I guess I shouldn't be complaing too much. But then again, he doesn't really count, does he?

I want more e-mails!!!

may be you are scaring people?
Or perhaps you have to change the bait?
Maybe, you need to invite more people as friends.
It could be a change of prefume?

or show your bewb's !

start nudging everyone it works

I guess I could do that.....

show my boobs I mean

Or maybe I could pretend I love tractors?

Can I be first in line for that?

I knew you'd ask...that's why I reserved that spot for you.

Because!!!

And you "got mail"!

join a train o wait this isn't myspace

I really never got any e-mails here until I had been here for awhile and had posted a few thousand times.

And I tried sending some out when I first signed up, never got any replies, so I gave up on that strategy!

Seems to me that exposure is the key. Once people feel they have an idea who you are and what you're about, they feel less reluctant to try to open up a dialogue.

I get lots of e-mail here now. And someday I'll get some from someone who is actually in this particular solar system.

Well like I said...I'm not counting the e-mails from Dan and Keith. I mean they're just...you know...there.

You can't count 'em because I didn't send any. I have better things to do. *sniffs*

I mailed you last. I'm still waiting on a return mail.

Damn that freakin homing pigeon...got lost again!!!

You should use the Pony Express. It's the latest tech.

I don't like ponies...they scare me.