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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 30 | |
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sunny..........cloudy..........sunny..........cloudy
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Trailer for sale or rent
rooms to let 50 cents no phone, no pool no pets I aint got no cigarettes!! 
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Trailer for sale or rent
rooms to let 50 cents no phone, no pool no pets I aint got no cigarettes!!
2 hours of pushing broom, buyssssss an 8 by 12 4 bit room 
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is it possibly that Iwas BORN in the WRONG century ???.... I wonder
 
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is it possibly that Iwas BORN in the WRONG century ???.... I wonder
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Dear diary......Dont wash your bathing suits together in the washing machine.......you will have a freak bathing suit accident or even a dilemma!!!!
They were all tied in knots and it took me an hour to until gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! 
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I think maybe mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 11 century is a nice ROUND number
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Dear diary......Dont wash your bathing suits together in the washing machine.......you will have a freak bathing suit accident or even a dilemma!!!!
They were all tied in knots and it took me an hour to until gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
Another reason why bathing suits are OVER RATED .... skinny dipping is WAY better ( and yes I have ONE bathing suit LMAO )  
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<-----gets out plastic guitar........plays............gobbley gook!!!
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I washed 5 at a time........all were tied up in knots!!!!
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Its far to nice outside to be inside chatting to pretty girls
I am being DRAWN out into the wilderness that is "the centre of the universe" ..... |
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Under my bum
the girl who once had me down Under my bum the girl who once pushed me around!!!
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Its far to nice outside to be inside chatting to pretty girls
I am being DRAWN out into the wilderness that is "the centre of the universe" ..... 
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Desiiiiiiirrrre.... thanks BONO
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SSssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh!!!!
Be vewy vewy quiet!!!
Im hunting for PEANUT BUTTER!!!
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<--- passes a freshly opened jar of * Kraft smoooooooth peanut butter
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Peanut Butter .... 
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I'm STRAVING !!
and my hands are FREEEEZING!!!! I want a nice hot lunch 
 can some one run out an grab some Mcdonalds for me??
or a pizza mmmmmmmmmmm 
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I looked in the mirror today
My eyes just didn't seem so bright I've lost a few more hairs I think I'm going bald I think I'm going bald Seems like only yesterday We would sit and talk of dreams all night Dreams of youth And simple truths Now we're so involved So involved with life Walk down vanity fair Memory lane everywhere Wall Street shuffles there Dressed in flowing hair Once we loved the flowers Now we ask the price of the land Once we would take water But now it must be wine Now we've been And now we've seen What price peace of mind Take a piece of my mind My life is slipping away I'm aging every day But even when I'm grey I'll still be grey my way
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I'm STRAVING !! and my hands are FREEEEZING!!!! I want a nice hot lunch
can some one run out an grab some Mcdonalds for me??
or a pizza mmmmmmmmmmm
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