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Topic: JELLY
HIPOCKETS Joined Fri 02/15/08 Posts: 37	Thu 03/19/09 12:23 PM
A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Bubba and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor. "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look, and sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue. The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?" "Yep, shore am," she replied brightly. "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?" "Grape," she said.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 03/19/09 12:24 PM
A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Bubba and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor. "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look, and sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue. The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?" "Yep, shore am," she replied brightly. "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?" "Grape," she said.

forman562 Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 78	Thu 03/19/09 12:31 PM
that is freakin brilliant!!!LOL

Jungian101 Joined Fri 02/27/09 Posts: 517	Thu 03/19/09 12:41 PM


agate763 Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 511	Thu 03/19/09 08:27 PM
I think I just s-h-i-t myself.

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