Beavers make lame pets, they bite, chew on everything, and likewise need water since they are swimmers. They are nothing more that wet gophers!

In my first job I was a gopher

Every one said go for this go for that

Beavers have BIG teeth although the ones that I ran across off Toledo Bend lake were quite fearful and shy. A little squirrel that I called from a tree bit a hole through my pinky finger once. He was fearful and shy too. No telling what a beaver would do. Untamed wild...like that.

I do like beaver(s) though. lol

I live in Beaver UT. So, i think i have an idea

IS IT SHAVED??????????

There was one that lived under my garage last year but I havent seen it recently.

Ya need to quit feedin' him them lil smokies and give it a keilbasa!

I THOUGHT IT WAS A WYOODCHUCK AND SHOT IT........

Does this story help:


Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came lou with the old baboon
And said recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats taco bell.
Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't ed for a week.
(and a half!)
Now wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair.
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She ed her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

Mention beaver to a puppy and they gush with happiness and joy. Mention beaver to an adult dog and they’ll regale you with stories of mischief and mayhem. Mention beaver to a canine in his teens and he just giggles.

I can't answer your question but in 6th Grade I was Beaver of Year!

The Green Oaks Elementary School Beavers!

And its been all downhill since? LOL!

As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood....Chuck.

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Was that my 15 minutes of fame???

Where have YOU been? Nice to see you!

<<------ CANADIAN BEAVER
{would make a good pet if you rubbed it the right way}

Eh? I was missed? What is THAT about?

Seriously, thanks. I became a victim of the economy for a few weeks. I'm finally back (and $335 lighter in the wallet for my trouble).

I noticed you weren't here! Welcome back to insanity!