Seriously...her bedroom was her office in an integrated circuit packaging plant and her bedside table was...some little table in there. No, I bailed pretty quickly on that one. Regardless of what some (or even most) men might do, if I don't think I'd want to keep one, I don't want to sleep with her. And I don't.

Perhaps some ..

But I got the best compliment from Patsfan when all of us met in Boston .. He said I was EXACTLY how he had imagined.

We won't ask him what his imagination cooked up though

After I had a first meet in Ketchikan a while back. The guy sounded wonderful, I just kind of sat there shocked at what approached my table. He was at least 150 pounds heavier, 20 years older, and I don't think he had used soap and water in the last month.. When I mentioned it he simply told me that at my age I should be grateful for a date. Damn I didn't think I was that old yet...

Now Webcam..

If people are truthful irl then they probably will be on the net...

you guys are skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeering me!!!

come here...i will hold you tight until you feel safe

but you look nothing like your picture!!!

I dont think women lie as much as the guys do. At least not about the same things. But I did meet a woman on here that always came to visit me where I lived but never wanted me to come and visit her where she lived. It was like there was always an excuse. Looking back on that now it does seem kind of shady.

Wow, even the babes are getting it. So thanks Sitka, I don't feel so bad now. BTW (lol), thats me, in all my manly good-lookingliness from about 10 days ago...grease and all. BUT, I only fix cars for friends (make that friends that I REALLY REALLY love), not for business. lol The grease...it comes off.

Oh my friend I could share more and more..But this was the most comical.. I went online the next day and ordered a webcam.. I set the ground rules and take it or leave it. I have to be honest I the the aversion to soap and water was the worst... I read yours also.. the second I saw the pipe well that would have been it.

I alwaaaays oversell myself. I am truly worth $3.50. But could be less with a coupon.

Ha, I am not even on my best behavior for a date; why start off not being honest that yes I burp, fart and scratch myself?

Actually I have another, much worse one from years back. But I truly am too embarrassed and ashamed to even tell that one. In spite of my exterior, I'm a pretty caring guy and let people with troubles get to me. Had a few of my own that I managed alone and would have loved to have someone even ask if I could use a hand, shoulder, etc. I'll meet mine in line at the grocery store I'm sure. Hard to trust on just what people say, no matter how genuine they sound.

Gotta go pick up a friend from work. Have a good day everyone.

You too drive safe!

But, I can't fit all my BS in an ad that is 20 words or less....

But, at least my pic is from last Sunday...so it really is me.

Oversell myself? Believe it or not (I know that you probably won't), I am actually toned down on the pc compared to actual real life. If I was on here with no mods to answer to, I am sure many would think that I was just a fake profile.

Don't believe him people! I have had the pleasure of spending "real life" time with this man...& other than the constant...uh...priapism (sp?) hehehehe...he's a perfect host & gentleman...

I am 100% everything that everyone doesn't want to bring home to the parents.

QUE!!!!!!!! SSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Don't ruin it for me you crazy b*tch! I think I got most of em snowed!!!!

hehehehehehehehe

luv ya doll.

I believe it happens more than we think.

It turns me on when you call me a crazy b*tch...put that in yer ad & smoke it...