Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"i would like him to be honest,funny , smurt."
Well, I'm the smurtest one on here.... |
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"i am a beautiful girl ( they say ) kind hearted loving and inteligent"
Can't beat THAT combination.... |
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"cute pretty ,i love life, i like adventures and i lie making new friends."
You'll fit in well.... |
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"i'm a girl she never met anyone hose make me feel love or miss to beeig in love are you with me ?"
Not really. Could you put the words in some sort of order, and try again? |
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"to find ur self just feel free .this is my wisdom in my life ."
Your definition of "wisdom" is not quite the same as mine.... |
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"i'm a coordinetr i working in big companie i worked sinse 1999i live with my family i don't want to be alone all timei do acsidont last years and i was in hopital 3 month"
Did you hurt your head? |
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"i would like him to be honest,funny , smurt." Well, I'm the smurtest one on here.... And modest too. |
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"smart, cute, out smoke,humanist, tender,i do painting,i cook yammi foods,i love dancing,reading,and i dont like 2 bi suffering from a heart breaking and from a proxy boy"
Out smoke? |
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"i would like him to be honest,funny , smurt." Well, I'm the smurtest one on here.... And modest too. Well, it's just a guess, since I really have no idea what "smurt" means. |
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I thought she meant "smurf". But I think that's a whole different thing.
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Maybe it was "smut" but with an extra letter.
R-rated smut is "smurt"? There are parts of the world where anything can happen. |
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"I am a 38 yo single white female (wow time flies when your having fun) who is divorced and looking for an outdated gentleman (if he still exist)."
I'm best if used by March 23. Maybe after? |
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"hi i'm here to find a funny sweet man with a job. why do we need 4 sentences?"
You don't if you write one really long run-on sentence with no punctuation like most of the others. |
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"I would like to meat someone who will treat me like a lady. who will go to church with me.who love my dog."
I'm good with the church thing, but the dog and I are going to have to take it slow. |
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"i li ke a GUY TO BE ROMANTIC and that can be funny at the same time "
Usually women laugh at me when I'm romantic. Is that what you mean? |
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"I am a girl of 24 years of age desire to know many friends, like I to make sports exercises, to go to the gymnasium, to trotar, like me to listen to music, to work, to cook, to dance."
Finally! I'm not the only one who likes to trotar! |
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"I heate people who lies."
What, matches, flame-thrower? I need specifics here. |
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"No resolutions for 2009, just walk my talk and do it graciously."
Is there any OTHER way to walk your talk? |
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"I'm a nice woman who wants to know friends of any country."
Well, I'm kind of enamored with Norway, to be honest.... |
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"a smart guy who belive in love,I am tired to deal with clowns,I need a real man."
You don't think Bozo was a real man? |
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