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| Topic: The New and Improved Attention Whore House | |
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, can I help? Will you volunteer your boobies in our efforts to take over the world?? My boobs are reporting for duty! Where do you need them? Sorry I was gone. I was just learning stuff from my new hero, the pickup guy.... First, I'll need to inspect your boobs. 
Do I get a special sticker to wear that says inspected by loo? 
Oh, yes, the pickup artist....... 
 Yes, you will get the special seal of approval. 
Yes! I feel so special!! So what does the inspection consist of??? Mostly drooling... Seriously, they need to be checked thoroughly to make sure they can be trained and equipped properly! Trainable - yes, equipped properly...definitely! |
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I think pick up guy has had enough attention for one day. I had to go wash my hands, they felt dirty. I'll just sit in the corner with the popcorn and make a check mark each time you inspect boobies. Forget washing hands, I needed a whole shower! I think PU Artist is a manwhore in need of all the attention he can get... |
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Yes, we have several inspections to do now. This plan is starting to take shape. Pats, would you like to be the supply sergeant? It's a tough job. You'll have to fit all the boobs with the special equipment.
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I think pick up guy has had enough attention for one day. I had to go wash my hands, they felt dirty. I'll just sit in the corner with the popcorn and make a check mark each time you inspect boobies. Forget washing hands, I needed a whole shower! I think PU Artist is a manwhore in need of all the attention he can get... Yeah, it was good for a laugh, but at a certain point it just starts to feed into whatever the trip is. |
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Well, I will go ahead and offer to carry some of the bigger "equipment" if you need me to...
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You've already been denied the big job. You are a mere underling in this hierarchy. What is your job around here anyhow?
 Whatever the ladies want me to do
Good Boy....you will not need the hypnosis.  excellent
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Well, I will go ahead and offer to carry some of the bigger "equipment" if you need me to... Yes, I think we can find things to keep you busy. 
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I am at your service...
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I am at your service... So am I
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I am at your service... So am I
You know, this attention whore thing is kind of addictive..... |
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We need to build up our army. If we have enough boobies on our side that are capable of hypnosis we may be able to take over the world without firing a shot!
Recruit! Recruit! |
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I am at your service... So am I
You know, this attention whore thing is kind of addictive..... So are your boobies.
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I am at your service... So am I
You know, this attention whore thing is kind of addictive..... So are your boobies.
lol - omg! I am an attention whore!! 
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Edited by
MirrorMirror
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Tue 03/10/09 08:08 PM
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I am at your service... So am I
You know, this attention whore thing is kind of addictive..... Im more of the flirtatious type of attention whore rather that the pathetic whiney variety of attention whore
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Everyone who posts in the forums is an attention seeker to some degree, but you are most definitely not one of the people that came to mind when I created this thread.
Look around. They're easy to spot. 
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I am at your service... So am I
You know, this attention whore thing is kind of addictive..... I more of the flirtatious type of attention whore rather that the pathetic whiney variety of attention whore
zactly |
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I am at your service... So am I
You know, this attention whore thing is kind of addictive..... I more of the flirtatious type of attention whore rather that the pathetic whiney variety of attention whore
Yes, flirtatious MUCH better than pathetic whiney one |
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Did you call for attention whores....
Whore Krupa....reporting for duty..... 
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I think I made the mistake of doing the newbie "fat girl" thread many moons ago. I tried to find it, but it's too old. Yep, I probably was attention seeking.
Supposedly posting in the forums increases your chances of finding a suitable mate. 'Cept the ones that are looking are all 700 miles away from me. Doesn't do me a bit of good..... 
I might just try that cleavage shot on the profile.....maybe it'll attract local males....
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