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| Topic: Matchmaking Game - part 179 | |
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I must be cruel only to be kind; Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind. 
Can you say oxymoron? I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. 
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I must be cruel only to be kind; Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
Can you say oxymoron? I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
I think that medicine has gone to your head instead of your stomach |
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My words fly up, my thoughts remain below
Words without thoughts never to heaven go 
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I know where your thoughts are
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May the most you wish for be the least you get. May the best times you've ever had, be the worst you will ever see
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I like cheese.
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I like hot dogs
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I like tacos
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i like twinkies
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I like breathing
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For those that don't know...I am your substitute matchmaker...bribes will get you everywhere
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For those that don't know...I am your substitute matchmaker...bribes will get you everywhere
I still have a few of those chocolate coins left over from Christmas – will they do? They really are exceedingly delicious 
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For those that don't know...I am your substitute matchmaker...bribes will get you everywhere
I still have a few of those chocolate coins left over from Christmas – will they do? They really are exceedingly delicious
Your a new guy so I'll hook you up...chocolate coins will help too
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Do you take traveller's checks?
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Do you take traveller's checks? Hell yeah...and walmart gift cards
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Well if all else fails, I'm sure I can scrounge up a big box of porn.
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