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Oh high and mighty guru Why do we do stupid and regretful things when we are drunk? What an excellent question, considering that a big percentage of westerners today are enjoying massive hangovers due to excessive drinking on St. Patrick's day. But before getting to your question, I would like to make an announcement of tubular proportions. As Mahan Mahan's alter ego, I have decided, effective immediately and at once, to drop the dummy from my title and simply be referred to as the Crash Test Guru. As it is obvious, even to the happy mingling simpletons that in a battle of witts and knowledge between the Crash Test Guru and Mahan Mahan, that surely Mahan Mahan will be the dummy. Now, back to your question... In our normal states of mind, relatively speaking, we have many inhibitions which render us incapable from truly expressing ourselves in social settings and especially in intimate encounters of sexual nature. It is my understanding that whatever wild and crazy acts you may commit while intoxicated, you are merely expressing your true self, your free spirit. So if you should wake up in the morning and find yourself in a room naked next to three guys or one guy and two other girls or better yet in jail, don't be ashamed. you were simply being yourself... which is why I the high and mighty and ever so humble Crash Test Guru and that dummy Mahan Mahan are totally shameless and uninhibited, drunk OR sober. We are dirty sluts and are proud. So look yourself in the mirrir and say to yourself, I am woman, I am free, and I am not ashamed. Be happy... Can you help me on the I am not ashamed part |
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Can you help me on the I am not ashamed part Indeed I can. It will be a crash course, consisting of six one-hour long intense PRIVATE weekly sessions. Contact me if you are serious...! |
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Oh Mighty One...
WHY would a person take something for diarrhea? Would it not be better to get it outta your system instead of allowing medication to cause it to remain there ? sloshing around ..... |
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Can you help me on the I am not ashamed part Indeed I can. It will be a crash course, consisting of six one-hour long intense PRIVATE weekly sessions. Contact me if you are serious...! Thank you for taking me as your student |
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Thank you for taking me as your student My pleasure, little one... |
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Thank you for taking me as your student My pleasure, little one... |
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Dear O.C.,
Perhaps it is not danger that you sense... That awkward feeling in your gut could be nothing more than gas... ...in which case, that too, shall pass... Be happy...! |
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How do they get those little clear plastic thingies on the ends of shoe laces?
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Edited by
MahanMahan
on
Sun 03/22/09 04:55 AM
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How do they get those little clear plastic thingies on the ends of shoe laces? My dear Undercover, Those clear plastic cover thingies at the end of shoe laces are called aglets. I could tell ypu how they get the aglets on the shoelace, and even give you the history on the shoelace, going back to 2,000 BC. But, I rather my dear friend Ian, who is a shoelace enthusiast explain it all to you. http://www.shoe-lacing.com/shoelace/aglets.htm Be happy...! |
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