Topic: Crash Test Dummy Guru... Ask Me Anything!
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Tue 03/10/09 05:09 PM

:tongue: Why do some people have to make threads about everyone that emails them?:tongue:


If a person posts the contents of an email on a thread, or even makes reference to it, it only shows their total disregard for the other person's right to privacy. There is a reason it was sent as an email and NOT posted on a thread.






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Tue 03/10/09 05:10 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he could?

MahanMahan's photo
Tue 03/10/09 05:15 PM

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he could?




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Tue 03/10/09 05:35 PM
Truly you are the Guru of Guru's. I bask in the light of your infinite wisdom.drinker

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Tue 03/10/09 05:38 PM

Truly you are the Guru of Guru's. I bask in the light of your infinite wisdom.drinker



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Tue 03/10/09 05:40 PM
if oranges were blue, would we still drink orange juice?

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Tue 03/10/09 05:45 PM

if oranges were blue, would we still drink orange juice?




Carrot is orange = Carrot juice
Carrot is blue = Carrot juice


Substitute Orange (the fruit, not the color) in place of Carrot.

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Wed 03/11/09 12:16 AM

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Wed 03/11/09 12:36 AM

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Wed 03/11/09 02:33 AM
Edited by BABCHI on Wed 03/11/09 02:34 AM
Enjoyed reading these....thanx..MahanMahan good topic.

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Wed 03/11/09 02:34 AM

Enjoyed reading these....thanx..



Yer welcome!

Be happy...

BABCHI's photo
Wed 03/11/09 02:35 AM


Enjoyed reading these....thanx..



Yer welcome!

Be happy...


O I am...hehehehe

MahanMahan's photo
Wed 03/11/09 02:54 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 03/11/09 02:57 AM

BABCHI's photo
Wed 03/11/09 03:03 AM
Thank you for your guru blessing....LOL

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Wed 03/11/09 03:26 AM

Thank you for your guru blessing....LOL



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Wed 03/11/09 05:13 AM

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Wed 03/11/09 05:36 AM




Are you guru or out and about again...Gaining wisdom?

MahanMahan's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:54 AM
The Insatiable Crash Test Guru has returned.

Go ahead Babchibaba, if you have a question, you may ask it now...

BABCHI's photo
Wed 03/11/09 06:01 AM
did the parrot get crackers in the bed?

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Wed 03/11/09 06:11 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 03/11/09 06:12 AM

did the parrot get crackers in the bed?



Sitting on the veranda, with my old girl Miranda
5 o'clock shadows soft in the gloom
In love after a fashion, we're broke, spent all our passion
9 o'clock and we're off to our room

Coming like a habit, coming like a ritual
The same old tête-à-tête in your dreamy feather-bed
You give lessons in parrot fashion love

Drunk and disabled we're both under the table
With the crumbs, in the doldrums we play
Good loving and laughter, we both know what we're after
And there don't seem a lot left to say

Coming like a habit, coming like a ritual
The same old tête-à-tête in your dreamy feather-bed
You give lessons in parrot fashion love

Polly want a cracker, Polly want a cracker

The same old tête-à-tête in your dreamy feather-bed
You give lessons in parrot fashion love, love, love, love.

The same old monotone, you're gonna wind up on your own
You learned your lesson, no more parrot fashion love
Parrot fashion love
Love, love, love...



Be happy!