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Topic: You know its time to clean house when....
Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 03/09/09 08:12 AM
Complete the following sentence: You know its time to clean house when.... Here is my first: You know its time to clean house when you know you have some clean underwear in a plastic bag somewhere.. but you can't find it so you have no panties on.

now69 Joined Mon 06/02/08 Posts: 428	Mon 03/09/09 08:13 AM
you have to shovel your way to the bathroom

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Mon 03/09/09 08:14 AM
...you look in the back of the fridge & you can't tell if it's meat...or if it's cake...

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Mon 03/09/09 08:15 AM
you cant find your dog

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 03/09/09 08:17 AM
..when you smell something dead and you don't know if its a mouse or a family pet.....and you can't find it.

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Mon 03/09/09 08:19 AM
When u hear the kids calling for you and u can't find them !!!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 03/09/09 08:19 AM
When grass is starting to grow in the carpet.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Mon 03/09/09 08:20 AM
When grass is starting to grow in the carpet. Are you sure that ain't weed?

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Mon 03/09/09 08:21 AM
when you cant remember what that blue tarp on your front yard is covering

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Mon 03/09/09 08:23 AM
the cockroaches get mad at you for turning on the lights during their poker game. That is if you live in Joe's Apartment.

Queene123 Joined Tue 06/26/07 Posts: 17056	Mon 03/09/09 08:23 AM
Complete the following sentence: You know its time to clean house when.... Here is my first: You know its time to clean house when you know you have some clean underwear in a plastic bag somewhere.. but you can't find it so you have no panties on. you know its time to clean house when. the so call friends you have been helping for to dang long is on your nerves and its time for them to the hit the road. and not really caring on where they plan to go

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 03/09/09 08:24 AM
..when killing a spider in your house could upset its basic balanced ecosystem.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 03/09/09 08:26 AM
..when you move a book case and find a nest of cockroach eggs about to hatch.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 03/09/09 08:29 AM
...when most of your bowls are in the fridge filled with something covered with blue fuzzy moldy stuff.

durtydduck Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 1972	Mon 03/09/09 08:29 AM
you know its time to clean the house when...you just can't handle the heaps of garbage, piles of clothes, the stinking cat litter box, the lack of clean dishes and clothes to wear, and mostly... when your SO says so long I had enough.

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Mon 03/09/09 08:32 AM
.... when you need to use your GPS device to find the rooms in your place.

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Mon 03/09/09 08:33 AM
...when, under no circumstances whatsoever, can you allow ANYONE to come inside your house.

bridgetjones27 Joined Tue 12/23/08 Posts: 175	Mon 03/09/09 08:57 AM
when there is so much dust your tv has gone black and white

prisoner Joined Tue 01/06/09 Posts: 5129	Mon 03/09/09 09:01 AM
when the bugs start talking to you like in Naked Lunch be seeing you