Thanks to Heather, I have now come up with the best idea I've had in the last three weeks or so.

A dating site strictly for people who like to be intimidated by the written word -- the way I see it, it will consist solely of Arrogant Narcissistic Conceited Jerks (many of whom will be obscure authors trying to finagle a move deal out of some unsuspecting studio like Paramount or Warners) and people who have a strange sort of love-hate, on-off, black-white, up-down, left-right, good-bad sort of pseudo-attraction/non-attraction to people who write intimidating things, whatever that means, because this fulfills some basic, intrinsic need within them.

IntimiDating.com

It's everywhere you want to be.

im game. although i dont think im a big enough jerk.


LOFL... be seeing you ...LOFL

Alas, Don LaFontanne has also shuffled off of this mortal coil. I think you should get Donald Trump to do your v/o work. He seems, to me, to be the embodiment of an arrogant narcissistic conceited jerk.