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I actually just ordered in sesame chicken and wonton soup. Reading this thread has made me excited about what my fortune is going to be.
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Mine says 'you will go to bed with itchy bum and will wake up with smelly finger'
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I think my cookie will say
You must kiss many frogs before you find your prince 
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I don't hardly ever get a good fortune...I only get facts. Like "He who smiles has many friends". How dumb...I mean tell me something I don't know!
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Mine says 'you will go to bed with itchy bum and will wake up with smelly finger' I just threw up. 
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Mine says 'you will go to bed with itchy bum and will wake up with smelly finger' I just threw up.
Me too. I just picked my nose. |
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And here it is:
 "He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at."
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Mine says 'you will go to bed with itchy bum and will wake up with smelly finger' I just threw up.
Me too. I just picked my nose. You're delightfully disgusting today, Dan. Please DO tell me more. I need to purge my body of all the junkfood I ate at the hockey game last night.
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