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I had Chinese food last night.My fortune cookie said I'd soon be the center of attention,so here I am pay attention.Really going for 10,000 posts.Whats in your cookie Sshshsh I'm waiting on that one that will tell me I'm fixing to have some earth moving rock my world SEX lol hummmmmmmmm it may be a while for that one   
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I had Chinese food last night.My fortune cookie said I'd soon be the center of attention,so here I am pay attention.Really going for 10,000 posts.Whats in your cookie Sshshsh I'm waiting on that one that will tell me I'm fixing to have some earth moving rock my world SEX lol hummmmmmmmm it may be a while for that one
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i had one that read....expect the unexpected
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Edited by
plk1966
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Sat 03/07/09 08:30 AM
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Went to a local chinese restuarant with Lightvoice and her family once.
They have this ritual with the fortune cookies that they do. So everyone gets theirs and the oldest opens theirs first and reads it and then everyone else one by one down the line to the youngest. Her nine yr old daughter opens hers and reads it.........well the look that came over that childs face was priceless 
then she says "HEY THAT ISN'T VERY NICE" and gets really sad. She reads what she thought was her fortune. it said " READ CHINESE CHICKEN"..........
The poor kid thought they were calling her a chicken
OMG almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard |
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I had Chinese food last night.My fortune cookie said I'd soon be the center of attention,so here I am pay attention.Really going for 10,000 posts.Whats in your cookie Sshshsh I'm waiting on that one that will tell me I'm fixing to have some earth moving rock my world SEX lol hummmmmmmmm it may be a while for that one
Heck I live on a small hill is that not enough that my bedroom is already there 
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Actually I had chinese yesterday with my girlfriend. My fortune cookie said, "You will soon achieve perfection". Now if you believe that, I have some swamp land, err (I mean beautiful water view) land I would like to sell you.
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<--- looking for nearest hill
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<--- looking for nearest hill Lol hill heck looks like I need to find me a mountain shshshshshsh
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<--- looking for nearest hill Lol hill heck looks like I need to find me a mountain shshshshshsh
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Hehehe me too just can't seem to get away from it. But ya did notice Awolf says that then he runs off shshs he must be hiding under that hill lmao
Hummm 
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Hehehe me too just can't seem to get away from it. But ya did notice Awolf says that then he runs off shshs he must be hiding under that hill lmao Hummm
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nope I was disconnecting your parking brakes!!!!
now.....meet me at space mountain baby!!! 
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nope I was disconnecting your parking brakes!!!!
now.....meet me at space mountain baby!!!
<---- thinking where is space mountain |
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 right here!!!
woooot wooooot!!!! 
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...."You will meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger....".......<loud laugh> Yeah, right! We'll see.....yes...we will see.....
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nope I was disconnecting your parking brakes!!!!
now.....meet me at space mountain baby!!!
OMG, not another one of those cyber relationships again is it shshshshshhs give me one I can touch and feel and heck I'm off  lmao
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My fortune cookie said: "You will get very, very drowsy from all the MSG, go home, take a nap and wake up hungry".
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Sat 03/07/09 12:02 PM
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Oriental food (with msg) makes me horny. It's like Roger Ramjet's Proton Energy Pill laced with something...aphrodisiac.
  
Glad the stuff wears off in a couple hours 
My fortune cookie: I bet you were really hot when you were about my age. |
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Mine will say......."You will meet man with big knob on his refridgerator"
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