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Join the army?
Join the royal marines? Join the royal navy? Go to sea on a merchant ship? Bartender? Waitress? Cook? Get a job teaching English to non native speakers. |
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I bumped the fish thread the other day but it died miserably.
My fish days are finished. |
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I bumped the fish thread the other day but it died miserably.
My fish days are finished. |
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Join the army? Join the royal marines? Join the royal navy? Go to sea on a merchant ship? Bartender? Waitress? Cook? Get a job teaching English to non native speakers. Im not an armed forces kinda guy. Or a serving kinda guy I could teach English i guess, but im not very patient! |
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Start a professional Designated driver service. (I couldn't tell you how many times I would have paid to have one of those available)
The starting rates would be nominal but, when your clients are good and smashed...the tips should be fantastic!!!! Plus, it would be a great way to meet drunk and horny chicks AND have a legitimate excuse to take them home and walk thier drunk and horny @ss's up to thier door. Hell! I have convinced myself! Over head is already covered! All I need is a vehicle...cell phone...some business cards and a crate of condoms! |
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Clock watcher?
lounge lizard? Gardener? Farm worker? Mental health inmate? Animal care worker at a Vet? |
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Start a professional Designated driver service. (I couldn't tell you how many times I would have paid to have one of those available) The starting rates would be nominal but, when your clients are good and smashed...the tips should be fantastic!!!! Plus, it would be a great way to meet drunk and horny chicks AND have a legitimate excuse to take them home and walk thier drunk and horny @ss's up to thier door. Hell! I have convinced myself! Over head is already covered! All I need is a vehicle...cell phone...some business cards and a crate of condoms! I dont drive! But its on the agenda to learn. |
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Clock watcher? lounge lizard? Gardener? Farm worker? Mental health inmate? Animal care worker at a Vet? Now i could do that! Hang on, i read it wrong...CLOCK watcher! |
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I dont drive! But its on the agenda to learn. WOW!!!!! Colour me stunned!!!!!! I swear to God I have never met anyone who doesn't drive...(obviously I do not live in a metropolitan area)....I have heard of the existance of people who didn't drive but, for some reason I thought they would be pygmies of the Congo or something like that! |
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I dont drive! But its on the agenda to learn. WOW!!!!! Colour me stunned!!!!!! I swear to God I have never met anyone who doesn't drive...(obviously I do not live in a metropolitan area)....I have heard of the existance of people who didn't drive but, for some reason I thought they would be pygmies of the Congo or something like that! Its as metropolitan as a mother*ucker where i live! |
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Wait a minute!...I have taken cabs in Chicago and Memphis where I know damned well that the guy behind the wheel had no clue what he was doing....if those guys can drive a cab...I have no doubt that you can do it.
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Wait a minute!...I have taken cabs in Chicago and Memphis where I know damned well that the guy behind the wheel had no clue what he was doing....if those guys can drive a cab...I have no doubt that you can do it. I would be dead in minutes if i tried to drive in London! |
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Card dealer at a casino?
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As much as I would love the slap- I will have to decline- Do you want to work for someone or are you interested in venturing out on your own? I am open to any viable option Have you thought about relocating? |
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Card dealer at a casino? I could consider security at a casino i guess |
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As much as I would love the slap- I will have to decline- Do you want to work for someone or are you interested in venturing out on your own? I am open to any viable option Have you thought about relocating? Im not sure i will have more opportunites if i moved. I live in London, so there are lots of opportunities here already. |
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Did someone already mention Go-Go dancer?
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Join the army? Join the royal marines? Join the royal navy? Go to sea on a merchant ship? Bartender? Waitress? Cook? Get a job teaching English to non native speakers. ![]() ![]() |
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What being her royal highness' guard? Could you stand there and not laugh when people are making faces at YOU?
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