I'm one of those people that can't sleep unless it's completely dark in my bedroom. I'm sure I'm not alone.

So why is it that small appliances you typically use in and around your bedroom light up like friggin Christmas Trees???

Do I really have to be able to read a book by the glow of my space heater? Hey...who needs a nightlight when you have a rechargable electric toothbrush? And what about alarm clocks? Could they possibly make the digits any larger and brighter? Oh yes, they can. I've seen models that project the time AND outside temperature on your ceiling...in a halo of greenish light! Wow...do I really give a flying fig about how warm or cold it is on my porch at 3 am WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??? The humidifier with it's soothing hum and mesmerizing white light adds a nice touch too. NOT!
And don't get me started on my washer and dryer. They look like a UFO landed in my laundry room.

I mean WTF???

What's your favorite color?

I think you need protective goggles.... and maybe some prozzac!!!

Lady, you crack me up.

I'm thrilled you are here. You can spray me with Wild Honeysuckle, I actually like it!

I have both, thank you very much.

And my favorite color is green. What's your point?

<----runs to get her blender to put in fairies room!!!

You do??? Ok...but I'll try not to touch the bottle too much...I don't want to get any on my fingers.

I was thinking since we are contemplating getting married I could buy you a sleep mask. It'll serve multiple purposes.

So I suppose a back rub with the lotion is out of the question?

Sigh...

And shhh.... my washer and dryer are dark. No lights. Shhhhh.

I got rid of all those little annoyances you speak of... Trashed the alarm clock because it ticks to loud... Room is very dark green too...so your not alone.. basics is all I need not all the electronic wizardy that goes with it.. on/off KISS...... keep it simple stupid.

Oh yeah...I really do need a blender in my bedroom...you never know when you're gonna wake up with a craving for a margarita.



Nah...what difference does it make? By the time I leave work I've got so many different fragrances on me, I smell like a giant gumball.

So with that being said, I think I'm going to write a letter to all small appliance manufacturers and complain. Anyone speak Chinese? I could use a lil help.

Ohhh, FF I did not see you and Water were engaged. I hope I was not out of line!

probably, but i`m sure she`ll give you a dirty sanchez...lol

I know not what he speaketh of. Last thing I remember he asked me to watch a hockey game with him. *shrug*

Ohhhh.

Did you tell him yes?

Hockey... sex and violence... I heard fighting is back in hockey.

Yummy.

There are lots of lights in those arenas though.

And you thought the Islanders played at MSG

Yeah...the lights are gonna be a problem. But that's ok, I'm not planning on sleeping. See, I'm trying to snatch me a hockey player...I read an article in Playgirl that said hockey players make the best lovers. So I usually suggest going to a hockey game on a date...unless the guy is gullible enough to suggest it himself.

NO THEY ARE ROBOTS COMING TO GET YOU.........

And YOU didn't even know that the Caps had fans.