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no big deal to me, i even sleep with the tv on
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Yeah...the lights are gonna be a problem. But that's ok, I'm not planning on sleeping. See, I'm trying to snatch me a hockey player...I read an article in Playgirl that said hockey players make the best lovers. So I usually suggest going to a hockey game on a date...unless the guy is gullible enough to suggest it himself.
OMG that is a FABULOUS idea! We should go together and show cleavage. Maybe one of them there players can push me up against the plexiglass after I ride his Zamboni..... <------ (Fanning self with papers wildly) |
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Ohhh, FF I did not see you and Water were engaged. I hope I was not out of line! 
I know not what he speaketh of. Last thing I remember he asked me to watch a hockey game with him. *shrug* And you thought the Islanders played at MSG 
And YOU didn't even know that the Caps had fans. 
Yes, but you corrected me. They do have two. |
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Yeah...the lights are gonna be a problem. But that's ok, I'm not planning on sleeping. See, I'm trying to snatch me a hockey player...I read an article in Playgirl that said hockey players make the best lovers. So I usually suggest going to a hockey game on a date...unless the guy is gullible enough to suggest it himself.
OMG that is a FABULOUS idea! We should go together and show cleavage. Maybe one of them there players can push me up against the plexiglass after I ride his Zamboni..... <------ (Fanning self with papers wildly) Wow!!! Great minds think alike!!! Pheew...it is getting kinda hot in here, isn't it? 
Yes, but you corrected me. They do have two
Right...see, you were listening after all. 
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What's your favorite color?  magenta be seeing you
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What's your favorite color? magenta be seeing you
Not if you be wearing magenta you won't.... |
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Right...see, you were listening after all.
I am trainable. |
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Right...see, you were listening after all.
I am trainable. OK YOU CAN RIDE AMTRAK THEN........... |
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Right...see, you were listening after all.
I am trainable.
OK YOU CAN RIDE AMTRAK THEN...........
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So if he was un-trainable...should he be taking the bus instead?
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So if he was un-trainable...should he be taking the bus instead? I'm an excellent driver. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. 'Course the seats were originally brown leather now they're a pitiful red. |
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Waterloo, is "I'm an excellent driver" not eerily akin to "I'm a nice guy?"
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Waterloo, is "I'm an excellent driver" not eerily akin to "I'm a nice guy?"
I don't think so. No. Definitely not. 
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Waterloo, is "I'm an excellent driver" not eerily akin to "I'm a nice guy?"
I don't think so. No. Definitely not.
Damn... I was hoping I could just ask the guys in the nice guy threads if they were also good drivers from now on..... FONGUL!! |
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So if he was un-trainable...should he be taking the bus instead?OR TAXI............... 
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Waterloo, is "I'm an excellent driver" not eerily akin to "I'm a nice guy?"
I don't think so. No. Definitely not.
Damn... I was hoping I could just ask the guys in the nice guy threads if they were also good drivers from now on..... FONGUL!! Upon further reflection there are similarities.
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So if he was un-trainable...should he be taking the bus instead?OR TAXI...............
What wears red make-up, a weird hat, a vest with all kinds of buttons on it and is totally not funny? |
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So if he was un-trainable...should he be taking the bus instead?OR TAXI...............
What wears red make-up, a weird hat, a vest with all kinds of buttons on it and is totally not funny? Does it use too many smileys? |
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It does. But that's the last clue I'll be giving you.
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I'm one of those people that can't sleep unless it's completely dark in my bedroom. I'm sure I'm not alone. So why is it that small appliances you typically use in and around your bedroom light up like friggin Christmas Trees??? Do I really have to be able to read a book by the glow of my space heater? Hey...who needs a nightlight when you have a rechargable electric toothbrush? And what about alarm clocks? Could they possibly make the digits any larger and brighter? Oh yes, they can. I've seen models that project the time AND outside temperature on your ceiling...in a halo of greenish light! Wow...do I really give a flying fig about how warm or cold it is on my porch at 3 am WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??? The humidifier with it's soothing hum and mesmerizing white light adds a nice touch too. NOT! And don't get me started on my washer and dryer. They look like a UFO landed in my laundry room. I mean WTF??? NEVER get the ionic pro, that blue light makes you have dreams that you've been pulled over- |
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