Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 25 | |
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ok what do you want to try on first??? The yellow sweater set ensemble or the red turtleneck???
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The funniest hair story I got was one day I was in line at a grocery store. I'm standing in line and all of the sudden someone behind me is running their hands through my hair from behind. My first thought was someones kid in a grocery cart behind me in line seen my hair and decided to play with it. I slowly turned around and to my surprise looked down to a 90 year old 4 foot tall woman with her hands up in my hair. She said "Oh! I'm sorry! Your hair is just so beautiful that I just couldn't resist touching it"! Everyone in line is laughing including me. I said "That's ok ma'am. I understand". And I bent over so she could really run her fingers through it with the crowd really laughing.
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ya well I have 90 year old men trying to grab my crotch.......I dont let them though!!
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oh an by the way.......
WHO STOLE MY FAVORITE JAMMY PANTS!?!!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!! its the strangest thing I have searched high an lo an they are NO WHERE TO BE FOUND !?!?!?! lost: red and black checkered angel fleece jammy pants if found please return to rightful owner |
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Now I see why you keep it so nicely manicured. Pulling crotch hair really hurts!!!
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oh an by the way....... WHO STOLE MY FAVORITE JAMMY PANTS!?!!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!! its the strangest thing I have searched high an lo an they are NO WHERE TO BE FOUND !?!?!?! lost: red and black checkered angel fleece jammy pants if found please return to rightful owner |
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Now I see why you keep it so nicely manicured. Pulling crotch hair really hurts!!! |
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I have fleece flannels with peppers on em. It wasn't me!
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oh an by the way....... WHO STOLE MY FAVORITE JAMMY PANTS!?!!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!! its the strangest thing I have searched high an lo an they are NO WHERE TO BE FOUND !?!?!?! lost: red and black checkered angel fleece jammy pants if found please return to rightful owner nope I was wearing em a couple days ago |
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ok lets not talk about my crotch!!!!
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ok they are behind the drier........or your oldest son used them to check the oil in the car!!!
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I want fleece flannel jammy pants with aliens with ray guns on em.
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Walmart!!!
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I should get dressed soon.........half the day is gone!!!
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Then I can run around saying "Hey! Wanna see my raygun"?
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Yeah I'm outta here. I gotta shower, clean my wound, then motor down the road. Bye!
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ya well I have 90 year old men trying to grab my crotch.......I dont let them though!! When they do you say 'HEY! im not a slut yanno! TITS FIRST!!' |
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ya well I have 90 year old men trying to grab my crotch.......I dont let them though!! When they do you say 'HEY! im not a slut yanno! TITS FIRST!!' |
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see ya biker!!
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dear diary........the word of the day is.....lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
PERKYNIPPLES!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 5 AND THE NUMBER T!!! |
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