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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 25 | |
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Poopited. Wipewell. Because nothings more embarassing than bacon strips in your underwear....unless you have bacon strips on your white couch. 
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Dear diary.........I dont even understand that!!
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Dear diary, I am tired of winter. 2 days above freezing is just sickening. We get our second thaw this week above freezing. These unseasonal weather patterns suck.
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Dear diary........man bras are now fashionable!!! Buy one now!!! Dont wait!!!
 Get them while supplies last!!!
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 found an 06 big dog mastiff...18,000 obo
damn, ex-wife ! 
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Dear diary, I don't think I'm going to have any more problems with distant cousins that are chronic troublemakers, causing trouble and stress in my life. I went off head over heels biker style on their asses over the weekend.
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found an 06 big dog mastiff...18,000 obo
damn, ex-wife !
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My gold stealing, nosy cousin (I shall call him dumbass) came over today. I wouldn't let him in the door. Told him to go away and never come back.
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Sunday night my cousin nick, whom I haven't seen in 15 years, but calls me drunk at wierd hours 5 times a year, called. He was drunk and started yelling at me and demanding I give him my freind Larrys phone number. I told him I had to look it up. I called larry and asked him "What's up with nick"? He said nick was begging him for a job and he's drunk 24/7, owes $77,000 in back child support, and not to give him his number. I called nick back, told him he's a loser, and that larry said not to give out his number. And then I told him that he's called me 5 times drunk at wierd hours in the last year, and to "LOSE MY NUMBER", because if it happens again, I'm gonna drive 100 miles to his house and shove his phone up his ass. And it won't be the first. Tim dumbass still walks funny.
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12 more gypsy .....
maybe mike and van will give you a t-shirt for the most post ????
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12 more gypsy ..... maybe mike and van will give you a t-shirt for the most post ????
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I hate when people call me at wierd hours.
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my night light burnt out!!!!!!!!!!!
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I did put my cousin on the "Hot sheet" in every brokerage house and pawn shop in a 3 state area on friday. Selling my gold he stole just became difficult. The police will be called.
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dear diary ffdshjkdfsahjdkfsahjksad laksdlkjsdf lkdsajfkldajfklasd weroeriwuoqwmnc nkjhgro'i;asd/lkjafds nightlights!!!
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I have a flourescent nite lite.
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I CANT SLEEP IN THE COMPLETE DARK!!!
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Your cats will keep you safe in the dark.
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