Texas Air Traffic Control


TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL


Dallas ATC:
"Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway
9R."


Saudi Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"


Dallas ATC:
"Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."


Iran Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.-
-Allah is Great !!"



Pause: Static.............




Saudi Air:
" DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "



Dallas ATC:

"Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"



Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!!

WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!

INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!




Dallas ATC:

"Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell
Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

Dallas ATC needs a raise.

hmmmmm......
well, ummmmm......
yeah ok

Can you say DOH!