<--- Crazy Canadian
& proud of it

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh









whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez my car????

shakin' hand's


she had her eye's on the prize as the girl next door,
you grow up quick when ya grow up poor ,
it's the only one way to L.A. that she know's,
the hollywood pose,teeth,tits,and toe's,
didnt take her long to leave the boulevard,
so many five star friends wiyh black creit cards,
she'd try any thing once cause anything goes,
it never comes easy when your diggin'for gold,


well she aint no cindrella when she gettin' undressed,
cause she rocks it like the naughty wicked witch of the west ,

far to pretty to be givin it cheap,
thats why she's makin' 6 figures workin' 3 days aweek,
ya she's even break a promise in the promised land,
she didnt make it this far by just shakin' hand's,

i doubt she'd evenlet the devil buy her little black book ,
city hall would probably fall if anyone got a look,
every "A" list player is a friend,
says they all taste the same in the back of a benz,
her congressman will call her every once in awhile,
got the school girl skirt on top of the pile,
she's got everyone once and everyone knows,
gotta getta little dirty when you're diggin' for gold,
some one spilled the beans and now her name's in the press,
tough to keep it all sercetwhen your one of the best,
the judge is goining easy cause he paid for chest,
ya he loves his little naughtywicked witch of the west,

she'll shake her money maker twice as hard as anyone can,
she didnt make it shakin' hand's !